Pub quiz question

[asterix]

Liver

 

[jimboalee]

There was a lot of disruption after this one, and it came down to 'the questionmaster makes the final judgement'.

Answer. A kidney.

You can have one removed and survive, and then have it replaced successfully.

 

[661-Pete]

No ill effects???!!!???. Anyone in that pub actually had a kidney transplant?

I think I'll focus on other pub quizzes elsewhere thanks!

 

[guitarpete247]

My favourite pub quiz question was. "What did Herman Melville call his dick?"

 

[rich p]

your lap. Stand up and it disappears.

 

[661-Pete]

A smile

 

[Speicher]

No ill effects???!!!???. Anyone in that pub actually had a kidney transplant?

I think I'll focus on other pub quizzes elsewhere thanks!

I agree 661 Pete. Some of the other answers like "lap" are much better.

 

[EssexRider]

in the pub i was in last night they had a quiz on and a question was "where do spanish oranges come from" ? :|

 

[guitarpete247]

We used to have a quizmaster in a quiz league you couldn't argue with (I know they are all like that). He asked the question "What does MIRAS stand for?" The other team didn't know the answer so it came over to ours.
When we gave the answer "Mortgage Interest Relief At Source". He told us there was more and was therefore incorrect.
The answer he gave was "Mortgage Interest Relief At Source Time And Relative Dimensions In Space".
both teams pointed out that he had given the answer to the other teams question as well he came up with his supplimentary spare question.
"The subject is Fountains. What is the name of the ruined abbey 5 miles East of Ripon?"
He didn't have another spare question and scrapped that round without any hint of embarrassment.

 

[Black Sheep]

in the pub i was in last night they had a quiz on and a question was "where do spanish oranges come from" ? :|

Mallorca

 

[661-Pete]

in the pub i was in last night they had a quiz on and a question was "where do spanish oranges come from" ? :|

Tescos?

 

[661-Pete]

"The subject is Fountains. What is the name of the ruined abbey 5 miles East of Ripon?"

Rievaulx?
Actually it's more like 20 miles, not 5, but we can allow them a bit of leeway....

 

[rich p]

Rievaulx?

I have some Rievaulxting Abbeyts

 

[guitarpete247]

 

[661-Pete]

I have some Rievaulxting Abbeyts

Yeah, you've been out fer Caernarfon 't'you...
(say it quickly)