Public Schoolboy bands vs. Chav Bands

Abitrary

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Pink Floyd vs. Madness in arm wrestling
Duran Duran vs. Oasis in pigeon racing
Coldplay vs. Girls Aloud in russian wife swapping

Who is the best and who would win? I certainly don't care
 
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Abitrary

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Actually, sorry, I do care.

Sorry for that burst of passive aggressive
 

Noodley

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Abitrary said:
Pink Floyd vs. Madness in arm wrestling
Duran Duran vs. Oasis in pigeon racing
Coldplay vs. Girls Aloud in russian wife swapping

Who is the best and who would win? I certainly don't care
Surely, at this time of year, it would be more important to concentrate on "seasonal" competitions rather than such trivia.

Maybe;

<enter group of choice> v <enter group of choice> at:
sprout boiling
turkey basting
port drinking
present wrapping
arse photocopying
"you're my best mate" calling
 
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Abitrary

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I reckon Pink Floyd and Coldplay would right fiddle themselves out at "you're my best mate calling" and it would end up a draw because they are all up their own rectums so much you probably can't even get reception
 

Noodley

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I reckon Pink Floyd and Coldplay would right fiddle themselves out at "you're my best mate calling" and it would end up a draw because they are all up their own rectums so much you probably can't even get reception
Saxon.

Now there's a band which could baste, boil, wrap, drink and photocopy..and be your best mate.

Nuff said. ;)
 
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Bigtallfatbloke said:
Coldplay dont rate as a band in my book;);)
Yes, but you have a hateful, suppurating, incongruous dislike for Bob Dylan when you can't even be sure you've heard his music!!!!!!

Coldplay are cool
 
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laurence said:
they're quite meaty those floyds, they'd have a weight advantage. anyway, Suggs is too busy being in ads, he won't want to risk injury
*ouch*

Well Syd Barrett (who was pink floyd) went mad and died, on drugs.

Suggs swore in 1978 never to do stuff that rhymed with his name (like druggs), out of superstition.

Madness would shagging mang *any* glam rock band
 
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