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Public Schoolboy bands vs. Chav Bands

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Abitrary, 12 Dec 2007.

  1. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Pink Floyd vs. Madness in arm wrestling
    Duran Duran vs. Oasis in pigeon racing
    Coldplay vs. Girls Aloud in russian wife swapping

    Who is the best and who would win? I certainly don't care
  2. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Actually, sorry, I do care.

    Sorry for that burst of passive aggressive
  3. Foghat

    Foghat Veteran

    For an unrepentant shirker, you do manage some good lines! ;)
  4. Pink floyd would beat Madness
  5. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    Surely, at this time of year, it would be more important to concentrate on "seasonal" competitions rather than such trivia.


    <enter group of choice> v <enter group of choice> at:
    sprout boiling
    turkey basting
    port drinking
    present wrapping
    arse photocopying
    "you're my best mate" calling
  6. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    I reckon Pink Floyd and Coldplay would right fiddle themselves out at "you're my best mate calling" and it would end up a draw because they are all up their own rectums so much you probably can't even get reception
  7. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    Coldplay dont rate as a band in my book;);)
  8. Noodley

    Noodley Guest


    Now there's a band which could baste, boil, wrap, drink and photocopy..and be your best mate.

    Nuff said. ;)
  9. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Yes, but you have a hateful, suppurating, incongruous dislike for Bob Dylan when you can't even be sure you've heard his music!!!!!!

    Coldplay are cool
  10. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    I hope that's a joke
  11. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    No. :tongue:;)

    You are in need of education...
  12. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member


    I still don't believe that
  13. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Whoah, what makes you say that? It's arm wrestling now, not soporific guitar music
  14. they're quite meaty those floyds, they'd have a weight advantage. anyway, Suggs is too busy being in ads, he won't want to risk injury
  15. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member


    Well Syd Barrett (who was pink floyd) went mad and died, on drugs.

    Suggs swore in 1978 never to do stuff that rhymed with his name (like druggs), out of superstition.

    Madness would shagging mang *any* glam rock band