Question for those who talk to their bikes:

Discussion in 'Research and Questionnaires' started by gaijintendo, 11 Jan 2018.

  1. No, they can only hear like humans do.

    5 vote(s)
  2. Yes, they are supernatural beings.

    18 vote(s)
  1. gaijintendo

    gaijintendo Über Member

    I was just thinking about selling my bike on the way home, and I have talked to the bikes I love in the past... and I wondered... in a world where you can talk to a bike... can such a bike also read your thoughts?

    Please only answer if you talk to your bike.
    Last edited: 11 Jan 2018
  2. booze and cake

    booze and cake probably out cycling

    Were you bucked off into the hedge for thinking such evil thoughts?
    Slick likes this.
  3. Fonze

    Fonze Totally obsessive , cool by nature

    You batsh1t crazy Willis !
    Slick likes this.
  4. Welsh wheels

    Welsh wheels Lycra king

    South Wales
    She doesn't talk, but she definitely understands when I talk to her.
    ADarkDraconis likes this.
  5. My bike and I have a connection that is beyond words.
    Toshiba Boy and wicker man like this.
  6. OP

    gaijintendo Über Member

    I relay my thoughts through my arms and my legs.
  7. mustang1

    mustang1 Veteran

    London, UK
    I know this is posted in the Questions section, but maybe we should create a new section specifically for these kind of topics. We could call it The Muppets Club or something. Btw, I answered yes to all three.
    Markymark likes this.
  8. Tangoup51

    Tangoup51 Well-Known Member

    For those who've watched a very underrated WW2 flick called 'white tiger' you might be familiar with the concept of machinery and such that have the ability to speak to you, but you don't have the ability to hear them.

    That is where developing a 'feel' comes into play, whether it's with your cars clutch biting point or the tires on your road bike, it's all ways of communications that are speaking loudly, but we can't often hear it and when we do hear it, it's not us who understand it, it's our subconscious.

    Cool theory imo
  9. Mine mostly understand swear words.
    raleighnut likes this.
  10. biggs682

    biggs682 Smile a mile bike provider

    Of course
  11. No, they don’t talk nor do I give them names. That probably makes me some sort of, you know, adult.
  12. Ditto - communication between me and my bikes is telepathic ;)
    jefmcg likes this.
  13. dantheman

    dantheman Veteran

    My wife says my bike is my second wife and I should stop talking to her and fondling her. Frankly I'm not sure which is my first or second wife, but I enjoy riding both of them, and they both appreciate a little bit of conversation now and again..
    Prometheus and gaijintendo like this.
  14. PeteXXX

    PeteXXX Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...

    My bikes hear me unlocking the bike shack...
    I can definitely hear cries of “Take me!!”
    “Ride me today, you took that sloozy of a CX last time!!”
    “It’s my turn today” as I open the door and turn the alarms off.

    classic33 likes this.
  15. mustang1

    mustang1 Veteran

    London, UK
    Cycle chat has become a place for... Funny people. :smile:
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