Question for those who talk to their bikes:

[Drago]

My bikes hear me unlocking the bike shack...
I can definitely hear cries of “Take me!!”

Er, ok...

 

[Prometheus]

Greetings from a sunny Manchester.

With synesthesia sound and vibration
become one communication!

Feel the sound!
Let the metal speak!

 

[Nigelnightmare]

No, they don’t talk nor do I give them names. That probably makes me some sort of, you know, adult.

Yep! Dull Deaf & Blind.
Ask any engineer and they'll tell you that every machine has it's own personality, and if you don't treat them right they BITE.