Questions you'd like answering, regardless of how trivial they may seem

[ebikeerwidnes]

Nearly bought one for supper tonight, but let's be honest far better to hunt wild ones, taste much better.

Remember to only hunt the clockwise haggis - the anti-clockwise ones are rare and a protected species!

 

[Beebo]

Who still uses 118 directory enquiries services?

Everything can be found for free on the internet via a smart phone. And these services are blooming expensive.

 

[grldtnr]

Remember to only hunt the clockwise haggis - the anti-clockwise ones are rare and a protected species!

Easily distinguished, the shorter legs are on the Left of the torso, so when they run around the hill, they naturally do it anti clockwise,
The way to hunt them is to startle them, then trap them so they turn around, then fall and roll down the hill into waiting nets, of course clockwise haggis are the ones you can legally trap, it's a catch and release for the anti clockwise ones.

 

[presta]

What I'd like to know is where's this effing hotel full of migrants everyone's making such a fuss about?

 

[postman]

What I'd like to know is where's this effing hotel full of migrants everyone's making such a fuss about?

Don't worry it's in ethics which is the systematic study of moral principles, values, and the standards by which human actions are evaluated as right or wrong, just or unjust.