Questions you'd like answering, regardless of how trivial they may seem

[grldtnr]

WoW.....just think how many more lying, thieving gits we could see in parliament.

I don't be wish to seem predujiced, or defamatory, but show me a truly honest MP?

A wise man said, 'You can tell a MP is lying ,their lips move !'

 

[Bollo]

If you buy batteries and descaler at a Robert Dyas store, do they still ask you whether you would like batteries or descaler at the till?


(I found out the answer today)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A wise man said, 'You can tell a MP is lying ,their lips move !'

But others also say that you can tell when they lie because their lips DON'T move! 🤪

 

[matticus]

How come the Newhaven-Dieppe ferry always take 5hours, in either direction, any time of day, according to LOCAL TIME?

 

[Alex321]

How come the Newhaven-Dieppe ferry always take 5hours, in either direction, any time of day, according to LOCAL TIME?

They don't. The third sailing Newhaven-Dieppe is 6 hours. The first two Dieppe - Newhaven are 3 hours.

 

[DaveReading]

How come the Newhaven-Dieppe ferry always take 5hours, in either direction, any time of day, according to LOCAL TIME?

It's achieved by not changing one's watch ...

 

[DRM]

In the Mad Max films,in the dystopian world portayed petrol and diesel were hard to come by, so the various gangs were fighting over it, so why on earth were they chasing each other in V8 engined Fords & Holdens?

 

[Chris S]

In the Mad Max films,in the dystopian world portayed petrol and diesel were hard to come by, so the various gangs were fighting over it, so why on earth were they chasing each other in V8 engined Fords & Holdens?

Because they would look silly in 2CVs

 

[DRM]

Because they would look silly in 2CVs

But they’d have gone far further, in more comfort on the broken post apocolyptic roads, a bit like the UK now !

 

[Punkawallah]

Why is it there is only one Monopolies Commission?

 

[DRM]

Why is it there is only one Monopolies Commission?

They’ve got rid of all the opposition?

 

[Dave7]

Did Adam and Eve look strange to each other with no belly buttons.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Did Adam and Eve look strange to each other with no belly buttons.

No because they did not know any better*. Now, when they had kids... 🤔


* DISCLAIMER: If you believe it*

 

[classic33]

The rose is upside down for Yorkshire

The East Riding has the rose the other way up.

 

[Chris S]

Did Adam and Eve look strange to each other with no belly buttons.

No because they did not know any better*. Now, when they had kids... 🤔

That would mean their grand-children must have been the result of sibling incest.