I'll put it out there. My problem with jamma's posts is that I'm still not entirely sure they're a windup. They always follow the same pattern - a post with a question that is usually naive and often borderline credible, without useful detail or any follow up. People take the time to answer and encourage in good faith, but usually don't get any feedback, thanks or even a 'like'. Follow-on questions are usually ignored. He then disappears for a few months to reappear with a new thread and new scenario.
OK - let's assume jamma is for real for a moment. If you're falling off the track with the frequency you describe, YOU SHOULD NOT BE ON THERE! I'm surprised you weren't kicked off the race. You're a danger to other riders. If I remember one of your other threads with some other issue about riding in groups, I gave the same advice, but you'd gone again by then.
But, the mystery circuit that's now closed for new footy pitches (is it? - can't find anything on the web), the coach-who-isn't story, the '10th place finish' after stuffing the fence all sound like gravy to me. I'm out.