Rate my breakfast

[MontyVeda]

Saw that the the other night!, Alan Partridge..

cafes should have a 'Partridge Approved Breakfast' sign in the window so we know if their Full English is worthy of purchase... the last cafe i tried failed so miserably i cancelled the order before they'd finished cooking it. The 'cook' had managed to burn the fried bread before even putting the sausages on

 

[theclaud]

There was someone on here who posted that their gran used to butter the toast warm so it melted and then buttered it again when it had cooled

A friend of a friend used to keep two lots of butter - one at room temp and one in the fridge. He would spread the first on a toasted crumpet until the holes were filled, then slice the second and place it on top.

Sadly, he is no longer with us.

 

[screenman]

That is not in any way a cyclist breakfast, as there are no cakes involved.

Can you tell a bottle or two of wine may have been consumed prior to this post, either that or my keyboard has lost the ability to spell ciklist.

That is odd, it seems to have got it right first time, I think

 

[keithmac]

If I'm having toast as soon as it pops out of the toaster the butter goes on!.

Wife lets it cool off first (bed an breakfast style).

 

[Mrs M]

Lose the black pudding and mushrooms
Then make mini fried eggs, mostly yolk and very little white.
Otherwise

 

[threebikesmcginty]

A friend of a friend used to keep two lots of butter - one at room temp and one in the fridge. He would spread the first on a toasted crumpet until the holes were filled, then slice the second and place it on top.

Sadly, he is no longer with us.

What a way to go!

 

[lutonloony]

Concerned that the bean sauce seems to have contaminated the bread ( which should of course be soggy toast from being buttered hot)

 

[NorthernDave]

Generally good, you've avoided the common but unforgivable mistake of putting the beans in a ramekin and it looks tasty so 8/10

You've lost two points, unfortunately - one point for having the wrong sort of tomatoes, they should be tinned (preferably chopped, but whole are equally acceptable), and the other point for allowing the eggs to merge into one - sorry.

 

[PeteXXX]

All the points raised have been noted and will likely be ignored

HP sauce was applied post-photo to save the red/brown argument!

 

[Hitchington]

Saw that the the other night!, Alan Partridge..

Lovely stuff

 

[ianrauk]

All the points raised have been noted and will likely be ignored

HP sauce was applied post-photo to save the red/brown argument!

Well that's something right at least.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Lose the black pudding needs more bacon, sausages need cooking a bit more same with the toast, pepper ruins the eggs and where is the tomato sauce and the hash browns?

Apart from that it is perfect

 

[classic33]

Lose the black pudding and mushrooms
Then make mini fried eggs, mostly yolk and very little white.
Otherwise

Could he use smaller eggs, but more of them?

 

[growingvegetables]

You've lost two points, unfortunately - one point for having the wrong sort of tomatoes, they should be tinned (preferably chopped, but whole are equally acceptable) ....

 

[TVC]

All the points raised have been noted and will likely be ignored

HP sauce was applied post-photo to save the red/brown argument!

There is no valid arguement, it's red.