Really Big Puncture Patch Vanted

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

I AM NEEDING A REPAIR PATCH FOR NASTY PUNCTURE. MUST BE ABLE TO RESIST BEING COOLED TO 1.9 KELVIN. VIGGLE IS NOT HAVING ZIS NOR CHAINREACTION CYCLES.

 

[Tynan]

1.9K? what's that in centigradr, it's really really cold isn't it?

if it's for a bike, why not a whole new tube?

 

[gavintc]

A new tube would be just too expensive. The first tube was bad enough. I think our Swiss Friend will have to find another option.

 

[Tynan]

ah

good choice of board

 

[Shaun]

I'm not sure anyone will have a 27 kilometre replacement tube either ...

 

[craigwend]

Would also need a very very big pump / co2 inflator thing

(which gezza would then get stuck to his whole body)

 

[spandex]

I think Admin is right about 27km tube will be hard to come by! and or hard to make

 

[ufkacbln]

I'm not sure anyone will have a 27 kilometre replacement tube either ...

What width?

 

[papercorn2000]

1.9K? what's that in centigradr, it's really really cold isn't it?

if it's for a bike, why not a whole new tube?

About -273C! It's also called absolute zero as in it's absolutely bloody freezing!

 

[LLB]

Would also need a very very big pump / co2 inflator thing

(which gezza would then get stuck to his whole body)

If we fill it with all the CO2 from the atmosphere, do you think it will be enough to stop Global warming, and would we be likely to spontaneously ignite if we take too much out ?

 

[papercorn2000]

The LHC thingy is filled with Helium, this makes its wheels lighter and so faster. Don't some people fill their car tyres with nitrogen for some reason?

 

[LLB]

The LHC thingy is filled with Helium, this makes its wheels lighter and so faster. Don't some people fill their car tyres with nitrogen for some reason?

Done because it doesn't have the expansion rates of normal air when warmed.

Used on the track !