Chris S
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- Birmingham
The BBC are now producing news articles in pidgin English. Init.
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/ckgjdd2vl7vo
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/ckgjdd2vl7vo
British scientists have now started investigating sock loss and have discovered something incredible: we lose an average of 15 socks a year. That’s 1,125 socks over a lifetime! As well as looking at the question of where the socks go, scientists have also developed a formula to calculate the probability of individual socks disappearing – the sock loss index.
According to this formula, factors such as positivity towards laundry play as much of a role as the quantity of fabric being washed. You can use the ‘Sock Loss Index Calculator’ to work out how many socks you will lose in the future. The formula is:
(L(p x f) + C(t x s)) - (P x A)
L stands for laundry size (number of people in household x frequency of washes)
C represents washing complexity (types of washes (e.g. black, white) x number of socks)
P is positivity towards doing a laundry (from ‘I hate it’ to ‘I love it’)
A stands for degree of attention, so number of precautions taken before a laundry (such as checking trouser pockets or unrolling socks)
Calculate your sock loss now! Do you lose more socks than average?
I "lost" a good sock about 8 weeks ago. I just know that if/when I bin the remaining sock then the "lost" one will turn up so it's there, in my sock draw, quietly weeping for its mate.
I "lost" a good sock about 8 weeks ago. I just know that if/when I bin the remaining sock then the "lost" one will turn up so it's there, in my sock draw, quietly weeping for its mate.
All my socks are the same colour. If I lose one I've got plenty more the same.
This is the way
when I buy socks I always get packs of 8 or 10
my wife has started buying me single paris for Christmas which just confuses things
for many years sis this for work socks
pack of 6 ro 8 from Tesco - thick sort of "sport" socks
probal was that the packs lasted several years
but then when I needs to replace a few due to holes and the like
then when I went back to Tesco they had the same socks - but with the design changed just enough that it was clearly different!!
Not for Ebiker. He wears them with shorts and open sandals.What’s the problem - they are under your trousers, aren’t they?
All my socks are the same colour. If I lose one I've got plenty more the same.
Not for Ebiker. He wears them with shorts and open sandals.
On hot days he may have a knotted handkerchief on his bonce (matching colours of course).