Reasons your boy/girl friends have given for leaving you?

[User]

 

[Hilldodger]

"I'm moving to Australia" x 2

 

[MontyVeda]

"I'm a lesbian now"

 

[SavageHoutkop]

[QUOTE 1510533"]
Jane. Reason 1: "You never stop do you, User."
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What happened to Jane, Reason 2?

 

[Red Light]

[QUOTE 1510537"]
Jane. Reason 3: " I always end up sleeping with my best friend's mates."
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All the males in CC suddenly perk up

 

[SavageHoutkop]

"It's not you it's me".

 

[Friz]

Kasey (Who, to be honest, was just a bit of fun): I need to matter.

 

[ianrauk]

Wife No:1 You're an effing **** now eff off out of my effing life you ****....
Me: Fine by me.. I'm leaving you for an 18 year old anyway

 

[Theseus]

#1: You don't pay me enough attention
#2: You are stifling me

I was probably trying too hard with #2 to make up for #1.

 

[numbnuts]

Her – I don’t want to be married to a cripple anymore

Me -

 

[Gareth]

About 4 years ago, one supposedly divorced woman I was going out with for a few months dumped me because her husband was due home that evening after a 9 month gas platform tow to the med energy fields.

I dumped one because her ex-hubby was a traffic patrol officer, and every time I left her house I got pulled over and breathalysed.

Another one I dumped was a born again happy clappy christian, and she got the elbow for standing up during a Sunday morning service and confessing all of our sins from the night before, in front of a congregation of about 300.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Another one I dumped was a born again happy clappy christian, and she got the elbow for standing up during a Sunday morning service and confessing all of our sins from the night before, in front of a congregation of about 300.

That's not a confession, that's an advertisement.

Did you get many offers?

 

[rikki]

That's not a confession, that's an advertisement.

Did you get many offers?

An advertisement for her!

An endorsement for you!!

Did you get many?

 

[Gareth]

That's not a confession, that's an advertisement.

Did you get many offers?

Half the congregation were agast and horrified, the other half had that look on their faces that said; why don't I get that at home.

 

[Becs]

"This was supposed to be fun, and it's not any more" (5 days after my mother got diagnosed with a terminal illness)

"I'm sorry my family would never accept me dating an atheist "



other than that, I've always left them . . . . .