Right That's It

I'm off to pour myself a big glass of Bowmore and sit in front of the telly (Not BBC1 tonight tho').

Anyone want to join me? You'll have to be quick as the contents of the bottle are evaporating as I type

 

I'm off to pour myself a big glass of Bowmore and sit in front of the telly (Not BBC1 tonight tho').

Anyone want to join me? You'll have to be quick as the contents of the bottle are evaporating as I type

 

Why thank you. I'll say when...

 

Why thank you. I'll say when...

 

I NEED a large brandy. Mine's run out, and despite asking her not to come, the girlfriend's on her way!
Not what I want/need when I'm cold, tired, knackered and got a cold. Could be fireworks!
Might as well leave the bottle with me, 26x25!

 

I NEED a large brandy. Mine's run out, and despite asking her not to come, the girlfriend's on her way!
Not what I want/need when I'm cold, tired, knackered and got a cold. Could be fireworks!
Might as well leave the bottle with me, 26x25!

 

Not sure if I can be arsed. Oh okay then.

I raise my glass of wine in all your directions.

 

Not sure if I can be arsed. Oh okay then.

I raise my glass of wine in all your directions.

 

Now you tell me, just after I've cracked open a Highland Park.

Slainte

 

Now you tell me, just after I've cracked open a Highland Park.

Slainte

 

I ahve jsut opened athoner botlet of cider, goint watcsh Herry 8th, ope hees in his leather jacket and thih high bootsh. Cheeerssh

 

I ahve jsut opened athoner botlet of cider, goint watcsh Herry 8th, ope hees in his leather jacket and thih high bootsh. Cheeerssh

 

I`m enjoying the company of Mr William Grant of Dufftown,Banffshire.

 

I`m enjoying the company of Mr William Grant of Dufftown,Banffshire.

 

I was going out tonight, but I cried of sick with a stinking cold. Now I'm sipping Stolichnaya, it seems to have made my sore throat better.