Ostentatious 'nursing'.
By this, I mean the excessive overt 'public display' when some parents are sorting their babies out. For clarity, I'm not talking about breastfeeding. My 'ostentatious nursing' is actually referring to men as the main culprits. It is a form of narcissistic behaviour - they increase their volume and physical presence to project their paternal pride and occupy a space far beyond their actual physical presence. The whole object of which seems to be a bit of a 'look at me' kind of exercise. For further clarity, this is not anti-child - it's about the parent who thinks anyone within a 100 yard radius should be interested in what they're doing...and gives them no choice but to listen!