Room 101

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'll get my butler to give you a like too.

I almost liked it, but I am not your Butler and I have never knowingly met you (although I would probably remember if I ever saw you on the A82). I do like the occasional pie though.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Don't tell me you're pisexual too...

Ha ha, no comment!

 

[BrumJim]

at the risk of opening the irony paradox ,

people who don't understand what room 101 is really about

Can I claim my TMN?

 

[perplexed]

Into my 101 at the moment would go the current increasing tendency to abdicate any personal responsibility.
For pretty much anything. Don't worry about making incredibly iffy lifestyles choices or whatever, when it goes wrong you can always blame someone else.

 

[Speicher]

By the way scientists have found a gene for abdicating responsibility

Has Prince Charles got one of those. I think he will have a responsibility to abdicate.

 

[Speicher]

Yes, I think it's on gene 12 and 13, which are known as the Levi Jeans.

In which case, I hope Prince William has a pair of those jeans.

 

[Archie_tect]

Don't go fishing in the gene pool at Windsor... it's muddy.

 

[gavroche]

professional footballers

 

[perplexed]

Ostentatious 'nursing'.

By this, I mean the excessive overt 'public display' when some parents are sorting their babies out. For clarity, I'm not talking about breastfeeding. My 'ostentatious nursing' is actually referring to men as the main culprits. It is a form of narcissistic behaviour - they increase their volume and physical presence to project their paternal pride and occupy a space far beyond their actual physical presence. The whole object of which seems to be a bit of a 'look at me' kind of exercise. For further clarity, this is not anti-child - it's about the parent who thinks anyone within a 100 yard radius should be interested in what they're doing...and gives them no choice but to listen!

 

[Large]

Waitrose shoppers who look down their noses at me.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ostentatious 'nursing'.

By this, I mean the excessive overt 'public display' when some parents are sorting their babies out. For clarity, I'm not talking about breastfeeding. My 'ostentatious nursing' is actually referring to men as the main culprits. It is a form of narcissistic behaviour - they increase their volume and physical presence to project their paternal pride and occupy a space far beyond their actual physical presence. The whole object of which seems to be a bit of a 'look at me' kind of exercise. For further clarity, this is not anti-child - it's about the parent who thinks anyone within a 100 yard radius should be interested in what they're doing...and gives them no choice but to listen!

Or the opposite, people who think that just because you are a man, you just HAVE to be interested in their kid, and woe betide you if you actually look at their kid...... Or worse still, those who genuinely seem to beleive that every man is a peado, the number of peados are on the increase apparently (at what rate, and when will everyone be one, including themselves and their kid, I don't know), and will not hesitate to be extrmely offensive towards you when you, *shock horror* happen to look in their direction, or be within a certain radius of them.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh, yes, and the 'Its his human rights and how dare you speak to my child like that!!' Brigade...... Just as the wee shite sets fire to your garage.....

 

[vernon]

Patrick's cooking.

 

[vernon]

......but he doesn't cook. So should that be Patrick's imaginary cooking?

I posted on the off chance that he might have cooked something if only his books.

 

[TheDoctor]

People on cycling fora who have never, ever mentioned anything to do with cycling.
*Paddington stare in general direction of SC&P*