Room 101

[Aperitif]

People who use p******* instead of Puncture

Or 'visitation'...
It's a farking puncture! Fix it.

 

[Turbo Rider]

Okay, I want to put in doctors, lawyers, politicians and the bogeyman.

But then who are you going to go to when you break down, thanks to the cold the bogeyman passed on while he was trying to suck your brain out of your nose? Who's going to help you sue the person who gives you the wrong advice when you break down? Who are you going to complain to when the legal system breaks down? Who are you going to employ to suck the brain out of the politician's nose when he lets you down?

...Oh... ok then...you win...

 

[hopless500]

Okay, I want to put in doctors, lawyers, politicians and the bogeyman.

Except you'd be in there with them.
I may have forgotten to add that you are put in the room with the thing/s that terrify you

 

[vernon]

It's basically what you are terrified of, not what you don't like.

But since the TV series 'Room 101', it's accepted to be a room to direct one's hated objects to.

 

[vernon]

Except you'd be in there with them.
I may have forgotten to add that you are put in the room with the thing/s that terrify you

I'd be terrified to be confined in the same room as twee folk who get visitations from the p******* fairy while entertaining each other with poorly performed fragments of Monty Python sketches.

 

[vernon]

People who use p******* instead of Puncture

You forgot about the cyclists who can't cope with not being acknowledged by other cyclists so I'll send them to Room 101 for you.

 

[hopless500]

But since the TV series 'Room 101', it's accepted to be a room to direct one's hated objects to.

That may be true, but it's a misrepresentation!

 

[classic33]

I never read 1984, I thought it would be too passe, so thanks

Origional title 1948

 

[vernon]

That may be true, but it's a misrepresentation!

Live with it. Contributors to the thread are.

 

[hopless500]

I do live with it. Doesn't bother me. I just answered someone's question

 

[SteCenturion]

Can I put Katie Price into Room 101 please. No reason other than she really gets on my nerves and still seems to be everywhere.

& has Zero talent, with the intellectual capacity of a gnat.

 

[SteCenturion]

Yes, yes, yes!!!!!!
May I add any and all variations of;
Farcebook
Faceache
Daily wail
Daily fail
Torygraph
Etc, etc, etc, etc
It's not funny, it's not clever, grow up and call things by their proper names. Oh and on the subject of names just because somebody drives a 4 x 4 or takes their kids to school in a motorised vehicle it does not automatically mean the kids are called Jocasta or Cuthbert or similar, just stop it!!!!

Tarquin or Penelope Poncenby Smythe surely ?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Origional title 1948

See??!!

 

[classic33]

See??!!

What, where?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What, where?

The cliches, I can see them a mile off!!