Room 101

[pplpilot]

Wendyball(s). utterly vile on every level.
Religion. All of it, no exception. Bad bad thing.
Christmas.
Golf bores and Ski bores. just ufck off with your stupid clothes and lame 'in' jokes.
The royal family / People who defend them and the same people that moan about the lack of teachers/nurses/bobbies on the beat etc.
People who insist on ejecting usb sticks.
People who insist on reversing into parking spaces holding up the entire car park.
People who start a conversation by 'oh I had a really weird dream last night...' then proceed to bore me to death about said dream.
People who pretend they like all kinds of music. Yea right.
Internet grammar Nazis. peanuts with no life.
Text speak. Only for 14 year old school girls.
The beginning of a new toilet roll and the glued down first sheet.
Self service checkouts. It is not for our benefit, it is for the benefit of the bean counters that don't have to pay checkout staff.
Certain cyclists that pft! and lecture those that use a car. Now wouldn't life be great if we could do without a car? well life isn't like that, without a car I wouldn't be able to work and function day to day.

I could go on, Room 101 isn't big enough for my list!

 

[arch684]

My choice for room 101 is helmet debates

 

[luckyfox]

I've said it before and i'll say it again...

Packs of bacon where the top does not peel back as instructed
Dog walkers who don't clean up after their mutts
The entire concept of having to refill a stapler
Tissues, when you pull one out and 12 come with it
People who get offended when you haven't seen their Facebook status update
Awkward bra's
All chocolate ice cream that just tastes like malt

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Wendyball(s). utterly vile on every level.
Religion. All of it, no exception. Bad bad thing.
Christmas.
Golf bores and Ski bores. just ufck off with your stupid clothes and lame 'in' jokes.
The royal family / People who defend them and the same people that moan about the lack of teachers/nurses/bobbies on the beat etc.
People who insist on ejecting usb sticks.
People who insist on reversing into parking spaces holding up the entire car park.
People who start a conversation by 'oh I had a really weird dream last night...' then proceed to bore me to death about said dream.
People who pretend they like all kinds of music. Yea right.
Internet grammar Nazis. peanuts with no life.
Text speak. Only for 14 year old school girls.
The beginning of a new toilet roll and the glued down first sheet.
Self service checkouts. It is not for our benefit, it is for the benefit of the bean counters that don't have to pay checkout staff.
Certain cyclists that pft! and lecture those that use a car. Now wouldn't life be great if we could do without a car? well life isn't like that, without a car I wouldn't be able to work and function day to day.

I could go on, Room 101 isn't big enough for my list!

u r so rite punct8tion also sux so do ppl who pray 4 me like u sed and those ppl who park like that r called warthog parkers oh yes and ppl who call me dude

 

[welsh dragon]

I would put every single soap opera in room 101. I hate the lot of them.

And people who think they know everything about everything, and tell everyone that.

 

[Tail End Charlie]

People who talk about the football team they support as "we" did this or that. No, they may have won or whatever and you may have been watching, but there's no "we" in that. There's not even a "we" in team.

 

[BrumJim]

I would like to stick country walks, ski-ing, watching rugby, picnics, sunny days, my family and long bike rides into Room 101. However I don't think that I get the choice.

Chances are that it will be full of TV executives mis-remembering classic seminal literature.

 

[Markymark]

Cyclists who don't say hello when you say say hi to them

 

[Archie_tect]

Anyone suggested putting Room 101 in Room 101 yet...

 

[Turbo Rider]

Anyone suggested putting Room 101 in Room 101 yet...

anyone who tried would get sucked in...not possible

 

[Oldbloke]

Anyone suggested putting Room 101 in Room 101 yet...

I was about to put Frank Skinner, can't stand him. Nick Hancock come back....

 

[theloafer]

call centre,s
RLJ,s
work..

 

[Mugshot]

Anyone suggested putting Room 101 in Room 101 yet...

Stephen Fry requested it when he was on there, Paul Merton put it in for him.

 

[Markymark]

Stephen Fry requested it when he was on there, Paul Merton put it in for him.

Ah yes, he wanted room fluffy or something.

 

[Mugshot]

Ah yes, he wanted room fluffy or something.

That's it, well Room Lovely if I step into pedant mode.
Here's a link, skip to 3 mins for Room Lovely.