Room 101

[stephec]

At the bar to order a meal, and they are taking the order for a group

First order placed, but they have no idea what the second person wants, so messages is sent back to the table to find out what person two wants. Reply comes back and the order placed

Did anyone think to ask person 3?

No they didn't , so another message

The process was then repeated for every member of the group

So twenty minutes in the bar staff ask about drinks, and guess what - another relay as everyone is asked individually

Total of 35 minutes fr a simple order that should have taken two or three









So into room 101 for people who order for groups without taking a list first

Got to agree with this.

I used to work in a pub when I was at college, and the worst shift was Christmas eve dinner time.

The once a year drinkers would come in, and one loudmouth would do the ordering for the whole group.

I used to serve the regulars with their pints in between waiting for knobby to get his replies from all his, 'mates.'

 

[stephec]

I've said it before and i'll say it again...

Packs of bacon where the top does not peel back as instructed
Dog walkers who don't clean up after their mutts
The entire concept of having to refill a stapler
Tissues, when you pull one out and 12 come with it
People who get offended when you haven't seen their Facebook status update
Awkward bra's
All chocolate ice cream that just tastes like malt

I'm with you on that one.

 

[tyred]

The Nissan Puke Joke Juke

I'd rather travel to work by walking barefoot over burning coals and broken glass than to be seen driving such a monstrosity.

 

[Oldbloke]

Strictly Come Dancing. Please

 

[Twinks]

Girls who take selfies with a pout that looks like a codfish.Give up girls you're gonna have wrinkles like a cat's backside when you're older.

 

[tyred]

Facebook...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Girls who take selfies with a pout that looks like a codfish.Give up girls you're gonna have wrinkles like a cat's backside when you're older.

I know someone on Facebook who seems to renew her profile picture all the time..... Except that it is replaced by another picture that looks EXACTLY THE SAME as the previous ones, and it is always a picture of her pouting like a duck!


Either that or it is some sort of running joke to see who notices!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Facebook...

Oh stop it! I have my Dad waffling about it all the time!!

Thing is, he has never even been on it, he only hears about it from alarmist stories and eats it all up.

 

[vernon]

and it is always a picture of her pouting like a duck!

Send her a bill for your discomfort and her image enhancement.

 

[Dave 123]

The use of the words-

Icon
&
Celebrity

As they now appear to mean someone vaguely familiar or someone you don't recognise.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Island? Think eclipse.

Total or partial?

 

[vernon]

Total or partial?

Lunar or solar?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The use of the words-

Icon
&
Celebrity

As they now appear to mean someone vaguely familiar or someone you don't recognise.

Or 'Unique' for anything remotely unusual.

Lunar or solar?

Both!!

.... Also all the planets and The Milky Way too!

 

[Jenkins]

Hills
Headwinds

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

People who moan about the weather