Room 101

[ebikeerwidnes]

If we are including ads then I nominate Verisure

and all the others aimed at older and worried people that try to change worried into scared
so they can sell them something to make them less scared

including funeral plans

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Actually, I take it back about Facebook, it isn't just the 'reels' bit that annoys me, it's all the other videos too.

To explain, it almost seems like every second post is a video or an advert that pops up and bombards you so much that it simply gets your back up.

The worst are the ones where it's the same ruddy thing over and over and bloody over again, aaarrrggghh!

They never seem to have realised that the more they advertise something, the less interested I'll become... Even if I had been interested in the first place anyway, which I probably wouldn't have been.

Now, don't get me wrong, FB is actually quite a handy 'platform' and much good can come of it, but it's just the video element of it all that grinds my... *And now for an advert*... Gears.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Bad breakfast badly made with cheap and nasty ingredients.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Bad breakfast badly made with cheap and nasty ingredients.

@Evil_Breakfast?

 

[Gunk]

Beef and tomato pot noodle.

Potholes.

People who drive their kids 300 metres to school.

Folk that abuse disabled parking.

E scooters.

Richard Madeley.

PCSOs.

HR departments.

TV licence.

Any make of tea that isnt PG.

The Andrew formerly known as Prince.

The Pet Shop Boys.

BBC radio "comedy".

Renaults.

Mobile phones in cars.

Flat screen TVs.

Rylan.

Katie Price.

Mobile phones.

Pavement parking.

On street parking.

Luton.

The Ajax FRV.

The .556.

Brocoli.

Lumpy gravy.

Shirtless men.

Brown shoes with blue suits.

You’re being greedy, far too many

 

[Gunk]

Online Gambling adverts

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Radio adverts for hearing tests.

 

[AndyRM]

Radio adverts for hearing tests.

Never heard one.

 

[All uphill]

Bad breakfast badly made with cheap and nasty ingredients.

Alliteration.

Always avoid alliteration.

 

[Ratchet Cat]

A modern song I don’t know the name of. The singer gets progressively higher until she goes all screechy. I think some singing lessons are in order.

 

[Mike_P]

ITV dramas that plod along painfully slowly and then theres more action in the last 20 minutes of the final episode than the rest put together

 

[Jenkins]

Any video shot in portrait mode and then shown on a device designed to show landscape orientation such as TVs.

That drippy couple on the 'All Clear'(?) insurance promos before weather forecasts on Sky News.

 

[Drago]

Bjork.

Florence and the Machine.

Noisy tomcats.

 

[Seevio]

People who ride horses on bike paths and dont clean up after their animal.

 

[Drago]

Commoners.