Room 101

[SpokeyDokey]

I have limited myself to just 10 to avoid depressing myself:

Politicians who ignore this at the end of a sentence: "?"

Out of control kids.

Macho "I'm so hard" men.

Anyone who is "woe is me" entitled.

Yappy dogs.

Rip-off prices, however they manifest themselves.

Apple (not the fruit kind).

Dumb ads on YouTube, eg, miracle glasses, space heaters and aircon units.

New terms, eg, "aura farming" - especially those that are utterly vacuous.

Lists!

 

[Dogtrousers]

My wife putting the mushrooms that I was about to chop back into the fridge on the grounds that "you need to tidy up after yourself".

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

My wife putting the mushrooms that I was about to chop back into the fridge on the grounds that "you need to tidy up after yourself".

no comment

 

[Punkawallah]

I have limited myself to just 10 to avoid depressing myself:

Politicians who ignore this at the end of a sentence: "?"

Out of control kids.

Macho "I'm so hard" men.

Anyone who is "woe is me" entitled.

Yappy dogs.

Rip-off prices, however they manifest themselves.

Apple (not the fruit kind).

Dumb ads on YouTube, eg, miracle glasses, space heaters and aircon units.

New terms, eg, "aura farming" - especially those that are utterly vacuous.

Lists!

I thought the ‘Room 101’ format was three (potential) inclusions per person?

 

[SpokeyDokey]

I thought the ‘Room 101’ format was three (potential) inclusions per person?

I will schedule in three "Hail Mary's", a dose of self-flagellation and will walk the 1 mile trip around the gravel-chipped roads of our village in bare feet, later tonight, as penance.

 

[Dogtrousers]

I thought the ‘Room 101’ format was three (potential) inclusions per person?

People who invent spurious rules.

 

[Drago]

Millionaires that publicly demand they be charged more tax, while simultaneously fighting a five year tax battle with the revenue to avoid a £4.9 million tax bill.

In fact hypocrites in general deserve locking up in 101. The world will be a much nicer and quieter place.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mis - use of the word 'unique'

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In fact hypocrites in general deserve locking up in 101. The world will be a much nicer and quieter place.

The road to enlightenment requires you to realise that we will all be hypocrites to someone at some point, so that means that we will ALL be in room 101.

The end.

Moderators, please close this thread now!! 😂

 

[stephec]

People who ask if they can lend something I have instead of can they borrow.

And then go in a shop and say, 'can I get?'

 

[Punkawallah]

People who invent spurious rules.

Invent? I saw it on the telly - it must be true!

 

[Drago]

The road to enlightenment requires you to realise that we will all be hypocrites to someone at some point, so that means that we will ALL be in room 101.

The end.

@Moderators, please close this thread now!! 😂

People that point out my stupidity!

 

[Gunk]

And then go in a shop and say, 'can I get?'

When I hear someone say “can I get a latte“ usually bloody oat milk! I could punch them

 

[VinSumRox]

Oh and stupid little homophobes.

Or any size homophobes.

 

[Ratchet Cat]

The phrase “that’ll learn ya”
Self service tills.
Tasteless bread.
Marrows.
Aubergines.
Celery.
Gooseberries.
Tinned prunes.
The menopause.
Car adverts.
Jeremy Clarkson.