Santa gets the jail!

[Brandane]

Santa came to Glasgow, climbed up onto a local landmark statue, and got arrested for his trouble.
Looks like the local Polis were getting a hard time over it; they were in a bit of a no-win situation as per usual.

Don't worry, @young Ed , this was only a guy in a suit pretending to be Santa; the real one will still be calling on Christmas morning .

 

[Cycleops]

I don't think even @young Ed believes that any more!

 

[Col5632]

I don't think even @young Ed believes that any more!

What you mean to say that santa isn't real?

 

[classic33]

Santa came to Glasgow, climbed up onto a local landmark statue, and got arrested for his trouble.
Looks like the local Polis were getting a hard time over it; they were in a bit of a no-win situation as per usual.

Don't worry, @young Ed , this was only a guy in a suit pretending to be Santa; the real one will still be calling on Christmas morning .

Only if he's not been naughty though!

 

[Brandane]

I don't think even @young Ed believes that any more!

He better believe; or he won't be getting any Land Rover parts from Santa .

 

[classic33]

What you mean to say that santa isn't real?

Reward on offer for him.

 

[raleighnut]

He'd struggle at ours with the woodburner..................No handle on the inside

 

[ScotiaLass]

Santa came to Glasgow, climbed up onto a local landmark statue, and got arrested for his trouble.
Looks like the local Polis were getting a hard time over it; they were in a bit of a no-win situation as per usual.

Don't worry, @young Ed , this was only a guy in a suit pretending to be Santa; the real one will still be calling on Christmas morning .

I was laughing so much when I seen this....
Today in our Tai Chi class, which is part of a church complex of halls, we had Santa-gate

We were happily warming up, when in strolled Santa....excused himself and went into the corner of the hall where he started stripping off!
On his way out (in non-Santa clothes) he asked if we wanted anything (re xmas).
As the door closed, I said rather loudly...'well I don't want to sit on his knee until he puts his clothes back on'!

I am a broken woman!

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Santa came to Glasgow, climbed up onto a local landmark statue, and got arrested for his trouble.
Looks like the local Polis were getting a hard time over it; they were in a bit of a no-win situation as per usual.

Who do you think will have to test his address and inform relatives? And does Scotland have an extradition treaty with Lapland?

GC

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

"Free Santa"

 

[snorri]

I found this earlier video amusing......
https://vine.co/v/OggWmHTPU0q

Edit, Perhaps you can't hear the audio, but it is Santa repeating to the polis, "ahcannaegitdoon..ahcannaeitdoon..ahcannaegitdoon....."

 

[cyberknight]

He'd struggle at ours with the woodburner..................No handle on the inside

Thats what you have the magic santa keys for .

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I found this earlier video amusing......
https://vine.co/v/OggWmHTPU0q

Edit, Perhaps you can't hear the audio, but it is Santa repeating to the polis, "ahcannaegitdoon..ahcannaeitdoon..ahcannaegitdoon....."

What I hear is:

Joe public - "C'mon Santa!"
Santa - inaudible
Cop " Ye cannae get doon? ... Right..."

GC

 

[Brandane]

Who do you think will have to test his address and inform relatives? And does Scotland have an extradition treaty with Lapland?

GC

Hmmmmm; familiar phraseology! Are/were you A to G, or county?
I was X, later K.

 

[classic33]

Hmmmmm; familiar phraseology! Are/were you A to G, or county?
I was X, later K.

Or he might retain his right to silence.