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[Joey Shabadoo]

Bring back the throwing of board rubbers at childrens forheads.

My chemistry teacher was also my rugby coach. Being a prop, he couldn't throw for toffee but he did once drop me with a kidney punch for being cheeky. I was pissing blood for two days but I got him back in training. A maths teacher once challenged me to a square go after school. Luckily for me the deputy rector caught sight of the group gathering round us and broke it up. He got moved on after he was caught with his hands down a boy's trousers.

 

[Crackle]

He got moved on after he was caught with his hands down a boy's trousers

Catholic Seminary?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

No, Brian Drummond I believe


(State Secondary. It wasn't until years later I realised just how bad it was. It just seemed normal to us at the time)

 

[classic33]

Bring back the throwing of board rubbers at childrens forheads.

Ah the good old days....
We had one teacher, maybe 6 ft and then some, bony and thin, hands like shovels. If he caught you, a smack over the back of the head was like being hit with a cricket bat .
I do remember chalk being thrown at errant kids, not blackboard rubbers though

Board rubbers were the soft option for one teacher, with a perfect shot.

 

[Drago]

Our PE teacher was a sadist, a hulking great bloke known to us as The Bullet because of the shape of his shaven head and the speed with which he dished out punches and slaps. One day a lad fell badly playing rugby, broke his leg. Bone poking out, blood everywhere, much screaming.

The Bullet said "Farquhar, go and help him." Now, AIDS had only recently been invented and I didn't want to catch it, so I said "But Sir, I don't want to catch AIDS." The Bullet replied, "YOU'LL NEED F****** FIRST AID IF YOU DON'T GET AND HELP HIM RIGHT THE F*** NOW!!!" I quickly did as I was told.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Bullet Baxter?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Ah, the glory of recounting tales. How fun.

 

[Drago]

Bullet Baxter?

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It would surprise me not if he were named in the great man's honour.

 

[Fnaar]

There was a 'Bullet' at our school too. His son was nicknamed 'Shrapnel'