Scousexit

[The Brewer]

Who would want to holiday in Rhyl?

I don't know, its always full of scousers......think its the flashing lights on the fruit machines that attracts them

 

[Drago]

Someone wants a holiday up Griff Rhys Jones?

 

[User32269]

A place where cars enter & can never leave, they can't as the wheels get nicked!

Given the gravitas of the subject and the constitutional implications, coupled with the level of intellectual debate provoked, I'm expecting the thread to be moved to SC&P soon.

 

[Dave 123]

No. We will move Everton FC to its natural home in north Wales. Also I don't want any problems getting to my mates caravan in Prestatyn.

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I refer my honourable friend to the answer above.

@odav, you clearly are a deluded nobber!

 

[User32269]

Does this revolt happen before or after the end of EPL season?

The final stages of Scousexit (which if I haven't stated before means Scousexit) will be triggered the day after we lift the trophy. This buys us the time to process Mr Klopps full scouser status.

 

[User32269]

I'm not sure where I sit with this, in or out , my mothers cousin married Chris Lawler so I'm sort of a scouser, but I've never stolen wheels from a caravan.

Chris Lawler connection gets you a passport my friend.

 

[User32269]

@odav, you clearly are a deluded nobber!

That post has shaken me somewhat.
It's like you've seen right through my public persona and managed to sum up my very essence in six words.

 

[User32269]

@CarlP
Forgot to mention, tell your mum and her cousin that, if they're any good at footy, they qualify to play for the soon to be national team.
Will need to bring proper boots and shin pads though.

 

[Dave 123]

@odav, you clearly are a deluded nobber!

That post has shaken me somewhat.
It's like you've seen right through my public persona and managed to sum up my very essence in six words.

It was a pleasure.

So if Liverpool is its own country and the mighty blues are moved to Wales, that'll make a league of 1in the scouse premier league. This means you'll always be playing with yourselves.
How very fitting.

 

[fixedfixer]

Why don't you sell one of those cathedrals to fund yer exit?

 

[EltonFrog]

@CarlP
Forgot to mention, tell your mum and her cousin that, if they're any good at footy, they qualify to play for the soon to be national team.
Will need to bring proper boots and shin pads though.

This is odd this. You have motivated me to do some research to see if my mothers ( born in Netherton) claims are true. She's been dead 35 years. I have found Mrs Lawler on Facebook and sent her a message. I'll report back if she replies.

 

[User32269]

My mother was born in Bootle. Can I add another passport to the collection?

Welcome to the Republic Sir.

 

[User32269]

Why don't you sell one of those cathedrals to fund yer exit?

Unfortunately we can't. Negotiations to turn them into Wetherspoons are at an advanced stage. There's a lot going on behind the scenes as you can appreciate.

 

[EltonFrog]

My mother was born in Bootle. Can I add another passport to the collection?

Welcome to the Republic Sir.

There goes the neighbourhood.

 

[vickster]

The final stages of Scousexit (which if I haven't stated before means Scousexit) will be triggered the day after we lift the trophy. This buys us the time to process Mr Klopps full scouser status.

Won't he have been deported as a result of Brexit long before that ever happens