Scousexit

[Drago]

I think Liverpool should be punished for leaving the UK. We're such a warm, caring, beneficent club that we want to hurt you.

 

[User32269]

I'd like to propose a trade agreement with us here in Yorkshire.

... except we don't want owt and yer not avin owt of ours!

While we would hate to see more problems for our old friends in the UK, have you considered Tykexit?

 

[User32269]

Following developments from Scousexit I have to meet Foreign Secretary Johnson for afternoon drinks.
I'm sure this will prove fruitful in what are complex negotiations.
We have a Skype call pencilled in for this evening with Angela Merkel. I'm sure a few verses of "2 World Wars and 1 World Cup" will help oil negotiations.

 

[bonsaibilly]

Riding the current populist wave, I have decided to start a campaign to instigate Liverpool leaving Britain. We will of course endeavour to remain on the best of terms with our friends in the UK, except the Mancs, and most people south of Birmingham.
I am approaching the EU as we will wish to remain a part of the single market. We will be imposing certain tariffs, 20 Embassy No1 should help gain access to trade with the Scouse Republic for the Brits. This is negotiable.
I will, upon taking power, be building a wall. This will be paid for by London and built by Mancs.
Please be aware, scousexit means scousexit.
Viva la revolucion.

The sooner you lot bugger off the better!

 

[Markymark]

Anyway. Where is Liverpool?

 

[derrick]

Does that mean the Beatles are not british.

 

[derrick]

Anyway. Where is Liverpool?

some where north of Watford i think.

 

[Markymark]

some where north of Watford i think.

Oh. Right. I thought Nicola Sturgeon already had that under control?

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Anyway. Where is Liverpool?

A place where cars enter & can never leave, they can't as the wheels get nicked!

 

[subaqua]

This is getting daft. It's like someone watched Passport to Pimlico and thought it was a documentary.

they did. lots of them. 52% of the voters in the referendum apparently

 

[EltonFrog]

I'm not sure where I sit with this, in or out , my mothers cousin married Chris Lawler so I'm sort of a scouser, but I've never stolen wheels from a caravan.

 

[subaqua]

Will passports be needed to holiday in Rhyl and Prestatyn

Enclaves , like Kaliningrad

 

[subaqua]

Can I just say I admire you northerners working in London. Oops, you missed a spot.

Yes I do want fries with that , surely

 

[Bazzer]

As a Manc and adopting the position of Mr Juncker, don't let the door bang your arse on the way out.

 

[RWright]

Does this revolt happen before or after the end of EPL season?