Scousexit

[Grant Fondo]

Given your connections, due to an obviously wise choice in life partner, you will be most welcome in the Republic. You would be issued a temporary visa, and please let us know in advance what size Liverpool shirt you require. This must be worn at all times during your residency in the glorious Republic.

So if i want to go the 'Blue' route would i need additional diplomatic dispensation?

 

[User32269]

So if i want to go the 'Blue' route would i need additional diplomatic dispensation?

This would entail a spell in the re-education facility we are building on the Pontins site at Ainsdale.

 

[Grant Fondo]

Pontins? Doesn't that breach the ban on cruel and unusual punishments?

No thats the Rob Brynen 'death ship' ads

 

[Grant Fondo]

*Bryden*

 

[Grant Fondo]

Ok the mis spelling is due to being incensed by the smug f*ckers jovial demeanour

 

[User32269]

Pontins? Doesn't that breach the ban on cruel and unusual punishments?

Only if we leave the Les Dennis Seaside Spectacular running.

 

[Grant Fondo]

I will vote for Scousexit if the tunnel is fixed at £1.70 forever

 

[User32269]

What about the tunnels?

These will be blocked at the wirral and used as our federal reserve. Car radios and wheel trims will be safe there.
This is not some half cocked plan, we have powerful backing and at least ten minutes of planning.

 

[Grant Fondo]

Fair enough although obviously kidnapping is a massive concern as we have employers this side

 

[classic33]

Fair enough although obviously kidnapping is a massive concern as we have employers this side

They worth kidnapping?

 

[User32269]

Fair enough although obviously kidnapping is a massive concern as we have employers this side

The projected boost to our economy, following Scousexit, will see thousands of Pringle golf wear clad Wirral migrants attempting to flood our borders in pursuit of a better life.
This is one of the main reasons for the planned wall.

 

[Grant Fondo]

The projected boost to our economy, following Scousexit, will see thousands of Pringle golf wear clad Wirral migrants attempting to flood our borders in pursuit of a better life.
This is one of the main reasons for the planned wall.

We have kind of ditched the Pringle since they started discounting at Cheshire Oaks

 

[raleighnut]

We have kind of ditched the Pringle since they started discounting at Cheshire Oaks

Golfists wear bark these days.

 

[Dave 123]

Have you gone yet @odav ?

 

[mybike]

Who would want to holiday in Rhyl?

People from Liverpool. They speak the same language.