Brace yourselves for extremely inane and hysterical reporting on the news tonight with lots of utterly meaningless live link ups to reporters in the area who will then be asked to indulge in wild speculation by the mock-concerned prat in the newsroom. There will also be attempts to interview locals in a way which will contribute nothing to anything.
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