Sex. Amongst the active, at what age does it stop?

[Drago]

I use a picture of Sarah Palin or the purposes of using politics to overcome impotence.

 

[marknotgeorge]

This must be one of those questions with a fancy name, one so obscure no-one's noticed it in 5 pages. It can never be answered, because the active haven't stopped yet.

You can draw your own conclusions about why I have time to think about this.

 

[Jimidh]

I'm a pharmacist and I'm often surprised at the state of some of the old boys who still get Sildenafil (viagra) prescriptions - they can hardly walk but still riding away ( and we're not talking about bikes).

Fair play to them though.

 

[screenman]

Age is just a number, my number is 61 and I feel 25, my wife minus a year on both, go figure.

 

[screenman]

Age is just a number but for some of us it's a big number

Change the font size.

 

[Biff600]

The girl I was living with in Winchester used to like sex EVERY morning...................................

,,,,,,,,,,,right after I left for work !!!!

 

[Drago]

Must be my ex Wife's sister.

 

[KnackeredBike]

University decides to do a study into how often people have sex. They fill a lecture theatre and ask people to walk out and be counted when they call out their "frequency".

They start with twice a day, once a day, four times a week, etc. Eventually after they call "once every three months" there is just one bloke at the back with a big grin on his face.

"How often do you have sex?"

"Once a year."

"Why the big grin then?"

"Tonight's the night..."

 

[Bobby Mhor]

I've no recollection of what you all are talking about, I asked Mrs Mhor and she just left laughing....

 

[Andrew_P]

Where is the mind bleach!?!

 

[Silver Fox]

I'm still very sexually active although at times I need a little help. Only the other night I reached out to the bedside table for my liquid viagra but took a swig of Tippex instead.

I woke up with a huge correction.

 

[ufkacbln]

A picture of Nicola Sturgeon taped to the bedpost sorts me out nicely.

That is called premature e-jock-ulation

 

[postman]

I went to the Doctor only last week.
Doctor i need my sex life lowering.
Postman it's all in your head.
I know that's why i want it lowering.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Found this on a US news site...(Fark)
Could be NSFW to some
link HERE
(you tube video)
For the seniors amongst us...

 

[stephec]

I went to the Doctor only last week.
Doctor i need my sex life lowering.
Postman it's all in your head.
I know that's why i want it lowering.

Has the ghost of Les Dawson taken over your computer?