Sex with a tree.

[Keith Oates]

I'm stumped to think of something new to add to the thread!!!!!!!!

 

[Night Train]

Fir fetish.

 

[Night Train]

Wood his punishment be the birch?

 

[Crankarm]

Plum trees ................... no I can't post that one. Must stop now as could potentially become very rude.

A damson tree in distress .

 

[Baggy]

It's plane to see he was just lonely.

 

[Night Train]

If it was a hawthorn would it have been done for soliciting, but maybe only if it was 'plying' for trade?

The tree's identity was kept secret and will only be known as hazel.

He only did it because he was board.

It was a set up. The tree was a honey trap!

He knows he has to bough out of this before he becomes a butt of all jokes.

 

[telesonic99]

SICK AMORE !!!

 

[slowmotion]

She was the apple of his eye...

 

[Crankarm]

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust,
If it wasn't for trees
His willy would rust.

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[thelurker]

the tree was a bit saw afterwards as it was it's fir-st time.

 

[661-Pete]

These puns are getting terribly a-corny.

 

[Watt-O]

His hareem

Nice tree porn!

 

[thelurker]

Nice tree porn!

are those pornsettia trees?

 

[Watt-O]

What an odd way to lose your cherry(tree)...

 

[Paulus]

He just happened to get his Limbs in the wrong place