Should awesomeness be mandatory?

[Salty seadog]

An arseometer.....is that an app for measuring sit bones whilst riding?

 

[Vantage]

I'm so awesome that I needed a touring bike to bring it within measurable standards and to carry the extra awesomeness.
That's how I roll.

 

[raleighnut]

I dunno about awesome, I'm just cool. Mind you even the Grandkids think I'm cool which is pretty awesome.

 

[Beeny]

I am so awesome I cycle really slowly to make sure everyone gets a good chance to reflect in my awesomeness. Especially uphill.

 

[nickyboy]

I'm in....providing we have to pronounce it "aaassssuuuuum"

 

[mjr]

Awesomeness went out with cotter pins. Da bomb...ness is where it's at now bro. Word.

All your bikes are belong to us.