Should i buy a pineapple, or a coconut maybe?

[Moodyman]

Pineapples as status symbols is so 90s.

You want Avocados, Asian pears and Lychee .

 

[Cuchilo]

I wonder if avocado and pineapple tastes nice .

 

[Accy cyclist]

On about foods used as a status symbol,my "posh" grandma always had a tin of red salmon in for when the vicar (well he was from The Salvation Army) came round. We were told to not touch that tin under any circumstances This carried with me through life. I once bought a large tin of red salmon and just kept it in the cupboard as a "status symbol". One day i looked and it wasn't there! Mrs Accy had given it to our daughter's school for their harvest festival collection. "Well it had been there for years,so i didn't think you wanted it anymore",she said. I was hoping to eventually eat it on the last day of its sell by date,but i was denied that opportunity! I still think about that tin of salmon every day!

 

[Beebo]

Pineapples as status symbols is so 90s.
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You couldn't move in the City for yuppies with pineapples welded to their ear.

 

[Cuchilo]

Why not forget the pineapple and get a tin of red salmon to put in the window .

 

[Accy cyclist]

Why not forget the pineapple and get a tin of red salmon to put in the window .

I have considered that. Princess or John West...which one would you go for? It would have to be a brand name though. No Aldi,or Tesco.Maybe Marks and Spencer would be ok, but nothing less than that.

 

[winjim]

Coconut 'milk' is actually solid coconut mixed with water to a milk/cream-like consistency. Don't expect to find it inside a whole coconut.

And reduced fat coconut milk is even more of a scam.

 

[Cuchilo]

I have considered that. Princess or John West...which one would you go for? It would have to be a brand name though. No Aldi,or Tesco.Maybe Marks and Spencer would be ok, but nothing less than that.

Well if i where to stick anything up in my window it would have to say princess on it

 

[winjim]

Yes,and getting caught in the rain.

I´m the love that you´ve looked for, write to me, and escape.

I'm not going to ask what you two have been getting up to in the dunes on the cape.

 

[Moodyman]

I have considered that. Princess or John West...which one would you go for? It would have to be a brand name though. No Aldi,or Tesco.Maybe Marks and Spencer would be ok, but nothing less than that.

That's so common.

Buy a fishing reel and put that in yer window so folk think you actually catch your own fish.

 

[potsy]

I'm going to eat mine rather than put it in the window though .

Weirdo alert

 

[Fonze]

We had a BBQ last week, hadn't had a Pina Colada for a while, years since Malibu and just chucked it all in the blender, tasted Devine .. probably 2,000 calories per glass

 

[spen666]

All this talk of pineapples makes me wonder what happened to footballer Jason Lee

 

[snorri]

Get a coconut Accy.
If you saw the shell in half carefully you can make two bird feeders.
Alternatively, you could close your eyes, imagine you are on a horse, then holding a half coconut shell in the palm of each hand tap them on your table top in time with this fine tune.............

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9SBHbErvbI

 

[raleighnut]

Get a coconut Accy.
If you saw the shell in half carefully you can make two bird feeders.
Alternatively, you could close your eyes, imagine you are on a horse, then holding a half coconut shell in the palm of each hand tap them on your table top in time with this fine tune.............

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9SBHbErvbI

Or fix them to your bike,

View: https://youtu.be/cfyC6NJqt2o