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should i confess??

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by gary r, 5 Oct 2007.

  1. gary r

    gary r Veteran

    Location:
    Camberley
    Ive just given the a Jehovahs witness who i work with a piece of Cake,Knowing that it was a birthday cake!!!! Should i tell her??:biggrin:
     
  2. Maggot

    Maggot Star of BBC 5Lives Ballot Box Brigade

    Location:
    Cheddar
    Not yet, just apologise in her christmas card:ohmy:
     
  3. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Shorts Adjustment Expert

    Location:
    Essex
    Why not celebrate birthdays? Sure it's just another day, but if you went though life with that attitude you might as well be a Jehova's Witness.........
     
  4. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    Do they not celebrate birthdays? You learn something new everyday.

    What DO they celebrate? Getting into someone's house?
     
  5. heard a story about the JW's when somebody i know invited them in to talk. my friend brought them into the front lounge and sat them down and asked them what happens now? they replied "Don't know we've never got this far" :biggrin::wacko:

    Windy
     
  6. gary r

    gary r Veteran

    Location:
    Camberley
    I think thats probably a bit of a myth,I work with quite a few witnesses & they have to know what they are on about before being let loose on "field service" as they call it.Some of them who work here take a day off every week unpaid to go knocking on doors.
     
  7. gary r

    gary r Veteran

    Location:
    Camberley
    No Birthdays,No Xmas,No valentines day,No Easter,They celebrate Wedding anniversarys.a girl left work last week (a witness) & we bought her some leaving presents & she was reduced to tears opening them,She probably never gets to open gifts
     
  8. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    I had cyber sex repeatedly with a JW in one of my first ever jobs, it was one of the most erotic things I have ever done, quite frustrating though!!
     
  9. gary r

    gary r Veteran

    Location:
    Camberley
    and no sex before marriage:sad:
     
  10. simoncc

    simoncc New Member


    No need. It's not like giving a muslim or a jew a bacon sandwich. She won't know that you regard the cake as a birthday cake unless you do tell her, so what's the point?
     
  11. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    something like this? (quality a bit poor, but the humour is stunning)
     
  12. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Yeah, I remember really hating this rule at the time, she was literally busting out at the seams as I remember! :biggrin:
     
  13. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Shorts Adjustment Expert

    Location:
    Essex
    It must be my age; I can't picture what cyber sex actually is. Do you type out a lurid description of you cranking one off and she types back "ooh, oooooh, yea." :biggrin:
     
  14. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    How sur are you that it wasn't really a 20-stone sweaty lorry driver called Dave, from Nuneaton, sitting at his PC in string vest and stained white Y-fronts, spilling takeaway curry and cheap lager over his keyboard, whilst slobbering his bestubbled chops when reading your latest missive? Just a thought! :biggrin:
     
  15. frog

    frog Guest

    But isn't everybody they want out at work? I reckon they're burglers on the side and having your boss on :biggrin: