Should I get myself castrated?

Cut bits off my genitals?

  • No, nobody in their right mind would suggest that

    Votes: 5 29.4%
  • Yes, it's the only way to smash the patriarchy

    Votes: 5 29.4%
  • Nobber

    Votes: 12 70.6%

  • Total voters
    17
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Banjo

Fuelled with Jelly Babies
Location
South Wales
I would try a different saddle first but dont rule it out.
 

screenman

Legendary Member
A (male) doctor in the States appears to be recommending labiaplasty for women experiencing discomfort during spin classes.
Now, let's not miss out on the other half of the justification for the procedure....
Plastic surgeons also speculate the growing popularity of athleisure (rocking the yoga pants all day) has caused women to become more self-conscious of their nether regions.
For women who are unhappy with the appearance of their vulva or tired of dealing with discomfort during exercise and sex, labiaplasty may be the answer.
(quoted from the site you linked to*, my bold)
So I think you really would need to consider the aesthetics of the situation too.







*which I have to say made me feel a little queasy
 

derrick

The Glue that binds us together.
A (male) doctor in the States appears to be recommending labiaplasty for women experiencing discomfort during spin classes.

https://www.davidghozland.com/labiaplasty-comfort-aesthetics-spin-class/

So I wonder, would getting the old meat and two veg lopped off make me more comfortable for a long day in the saddle?
Go for it. let us know how you get on.:wacko:
 
Maybe you should try these (a Norwegian product, banned in the States cos the name might offend!)

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https://www.comfyballs.com/?v=c2f3f489a005
 

subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
Reminds me of this old joke


Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years.

He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor.

The Doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.

The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed.He wondered if he had anything to live for.

He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery cost him $15,000.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a Men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new Suit.'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new Suit.'

The elderly Tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new Underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure..'

The salesman said, 'Let's see..... size 36.

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old..'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your Testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a Headache
 
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