Should I hate myself?

Discussion in 'Commuting' started by Markymark, 24 Jul 2012.

  1. I own a BMW convertiblke and a bike - should I doubly hate myself?

    Or are these stereotypes somewhat unjustified?
     
  2. Sittingduck

    Sittingduck Guru

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    I vote for yes. I've never even met you and dislike you already :headshake:
     
  3. derrick

    derrick The Glue that binds us together.

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    Markymark

    Markymark Winner

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  5. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    No, we'll do it for you.
     
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  6. Boris Bajic

    Boris Bajic Guest

    If it's an E30 3-Series with no add-ons and a nice motor, then it's approaching young-classic status (particularly the 318iS).

    That would be fine.

    Also some of the early Bauer stuff on the 2002 or early 3-Series or maybe an old 507 you're totally safe from enmity.

    If it's anything built in the past 10 years, then you should hate. Not just disapprove. Hate; really hate.

    If it has vanity plates, you should hate more. Loathe. Despise. Abhor.

    If it has absurdly large wheels, LP tyres and sports suspension, then you bought it in a shop with big windows. Hate, but with sympathy.

    I think the current 1-Series ragtop is just about non-hateworthy. But only just. Stil hate a little if it's one of those.

    You don't say what the bike is. If it's made from carbon or plastic, then hate yourself.

    I hope this has helped. I fear that perhaps it has not.
     
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    Markymark

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    Neither the car nor the bike (Sirrus sport) has been pimped in anyway....
     
  8. Hip Priest

    Hip Priest Veteran

    I hate you. For riding an American bicycle.
     
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  9. Drago

    Drago Guru

    1 series? Buy a BMW to show the beighbours how successful you are, then buy a 1 series to show them how skint you really are?

    Hateful for so many reasons before you even get to the cyclists.

    I used to have a Volvo estate, then a 7 series, and now a 4 x 4 - That must make me almost as popular as the President of Syria among my cycling brethren.
     
  10. benb

    benb Evidence based cyclist

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    You know, you should just go ahead and make that your sig.
     
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  11. 400bhp

    400bhp Guru

    ^^^^^^
    This, or an M635i

    If it's one of those Oymoron cars, an "M-Sport" :snigger: then you should be made to cycle on the pavement.
     
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  12. Moodyman

    Moodyman Guru

    So you have a hairdresser's car and a 'that's not a proper bike' bicycle*.

    Think you've answered your own question - self hater. Go find a 'that's not a proper biking forum' cycle forum.

    * If you were a proper cyclist, you would call it a bicycle to differentiate from the motorised two wheelers.
     
  13. Boris Bajic

    Boris Bajic Guest

    One doesn't want to turn this into a car thread, but seeing the 1-Series coupe and ragtop in terms of 'Poor Man's Bimmer' would be to miss the point of them.

    Certainly, the 7-Series is about conspicuous consumption, but the two-door 1-Series cars are as close as BMW has got in recent decades to the '02 series of small sports saloons.

    Even from the start, the 3-Series was always aspiring top be slightly more than it was.

    I'm not sure that many people really buy a car to look good on the driveway. But as a man with a Vauxhall and a VW, I would say that....
     
  14. Nihal

    Nihal Veteran

  15. defy-one

    defy-one Guest

    I have a 5 series and 3 bikes. Am i a bad man? Lol
     
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