Shouted at.... How rude!

[Cycling Dan]

This reminds me of a inbetweeners episode.
They drive past a bus stop shouting Bus self-gratification artists and then get stuck.
Although you were too nice and didn't grab the driver my the collar. Although i think i would die from laughter if that was the case.

 

[jarlrmai]

k I uploaded feel free to criticise my every move and word


I always come out of these encounters feeling I should handled it better, not sure why I mention the camera so much, I guess it feels like a safety trigger, I mean no-ones going to swerve into once they know its on SD Card right, probably just antagonises people actually, also the numberplate thing probably no point but grr it's just so damn frustrating.

 

[Matthew_T]

I dont see anything wrong with what you did there. I may have been a little more to the left after you had passed the parked cars but you were by no means in primary.
That guy was just a twunt.

 

[Silver Fox]

You were taking a chance there, I'd have let that one go. Thankfully they were nothing but a pair of silly kids but could have quite easily been something far more aggressive with it all ending in tears.

 

[jarlrmai]

Mikey has the crazy bike and accent, he could possibly be a hitman or some kind of spy

 

[jarlrmai]

I dont see anything wrong with what you did there. I may have been a little more to the left after you had passed the parked cars but you were by no means in primary.
That guy was just a twunt.

Road surface is bad up that side of the road, this is right by a school as well.

 

[Matthew_T]

Road surface is bad up that side of the road, this is right by a school as well.

I thought that was why. It did look like a dodgy road.

 

[Melonfish]

Your response to any shouted phrase from a car driver should be "Yes you are!"
confuses the hell out of em

 

[Andrew_Culture]

I tend to amuse myself with things I 'could' say but never do. Last night's reply was 'were you born a daffodil or did you go on a course?'. By the time I had caught the driver up I was grinning too much to be arsed to actually say anything

If I ever need to surprise a driver, assumimg they speak first and assuming the situation appears to be lose lose I will use my 'I used to fornacate with people like you in prison' comment.

 

[Lanzecki]

y 'I used to fornacate with people like you in prison' comment.

Wait until you get "I used to take it from people like you, One for old times sake?"

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Wait until you get "I used to take it from people like you, One for old times sake?"

Game on!

 

[Peddlar]

To be fair if you're a fairweather cyclist on a dodgy bike, the cycle-path is probably a better bet (safer), I do see some stupid people and cycling where I am. But you are a hardened roadie and at a good pace, it's a bit cheeky to ask you to get on the path (and not really his place). The amount of people that unerestimate my speed and get themselves into a stupid position is embarassing, so to be fair, in these situations, I smirk and shake my head... Unfit, fat drivers... Bleugh, don't value your limited thoughts

 

[Arjimlad]

I used to think "Shouldn't you be up at the Olympics, you could **nk for England ?" but never got the opportunity to use it

 

[markharry66]

Ignore or just shout F off time they have said their bit their gone anyway.

 

[Maz]

When I was about 15 years old I emerged after playing a bit of a rough gig in a local village hall. The local yobbos (who now I come to think of it were legally adults) were 'after us' so decided to lay in wait for us. As we were leaving the lead yobbo shushed his mates and stood in my way, and while stood no more then six feet in front of me shouted, "Andrew ____ sucks cocks!"
My response was simple but effective and allowed me to walk through untouched, mainly because the head numpty's mates were too busy laughing to impede my progress. My response? I simply clearly and volubly replied,
"And you still owe me fifteen quid**** for it."

I remembered your reply and used it on the way home today...when a kid in a school minibus shouted out of the window at me "Oi, gay boy! You suck dick!" After my reply, all his mates pointed at him and said "agh, you got dissed!"

[**** I said 'twenty quid', due to inflation]