How do people deal with Smombies on the road?
I've tried various tactics including "Play Pokemon Go on the pavement" - that worked fairly well.
I've found that angry shouting just results in either zero reaction, or return shouting /abuse.
My best tactic - (works well on roads that look pedestrianised too) is to sing. I have a very loud singing voice thanks to training. My favourites thus far are
"Look left - because the road's not clear" (to the tune of Look West)
"Look up, Look up, you;ll always be a slave" (a la Les Miserables)
"Some day I'll find you, creep up behind you..." (a la Private Lives).
Or at Christmas, any loud Christmas song tends to work well...
Sadly just running them over is frowned upon.
I've tried various tactics including "Play Pokemon Go on the pavement" - that worked fairly well.
I've found that angry shouting just results in either zero reaction, or return shouting /abuse.
My best tactic - (works well on roads that look pedestrianised too) is to sing. I have a very loud singing voice thanks to training. My favourites thus far are
"Look left - because the road's not clear" (to the tune of Look West)
"Look up, Look up, you;ll always be a slave" (a la Les Miserables)
"Some day I'll find you, creep up behind you..." (a la Private Lives).
Or at Christmas, any loud Christmas song tends to work well...
Sadly just running them over is frowned upon.