Snapped spindle

[Ming the Merciless]

My duck is bigger than yours.
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You've got me quailing

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Hes a veritable Lance Armstong, hopped up on crack and equipped with two testicles.

…from LIDL

 

[roubaixtuesday]

My duck is bigger than yours.
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That's moa like it!

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Which species of duck do you think best aligns to your thoughts on square taper?

Or would you say a different diving bird better relates to your posts?

Perhaps a loon?

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Beautiful plumage.

Where I come from, Loons are called divers. There is a diver in our midst.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Where I come from, Loons are called divers. There is a diver in our midst.

A divertic?

 

[fossyant]

That's moa like it!

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Ah a hollowtech duck, aka Emu/ostrich type thing.

 

[Dogtrousers]

I canard-ly keep up with this thread.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It is ducking good

 

[fossyant]

A guy with a duck on his head walks into a bar. The bartender says "Can I help you?" The duck says "Yeah, you can get this guy off my ass."

 

[fossyant]

What time does a duck wake up?







At the quack of dawn!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A duck that steals is a robber duck.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

At least we know its arse is watertight.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

A divertic?

Yeah, but don't worry, things are looking up:

 

[Ajax Bay]

Just a quack one @silva

I'd just like to record that my advertent text from last Wednesday, albeit typo-disguised was 'first in class' all this serial Anseriformery punning.

 

[simongt]

A guy with a duck on his head walks into a bar. The bartender says "Can I help you?" The duck says "Yeah, you can get this guy off my ass."

Therer was a similar 'joke' about as frog going around in the seventies, but diplomacy prevents me relating it for racial reasons.