Sometimes strength can be weakness

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I'm amazed he can stop self-gratifying in front of a mirror for long enough to post.
It'll only get worse when his balls drop.
 

stephec

Squire
Location
Bolton
Fear not! :smooch:
All my life I have been looking for the perfect alpha male: strong in body and mind, capable of all diy and bike mechanics tasks, willing to ride at 5mph because he loves me and is a gent to boot.
Silent but not minding me never stop talking, a good cook to complement my baking, a good earner so I can give up work.
Hope you like cats and that age is not a barrier :wub:
You're not fussy are you Pat? :smile:
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
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outlash

also available in orange
 
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blazed

blazed

220lb+
Welcome back @blazed ; for a while there I thought you had deserted this forum in favour of one more deserving of your perfectness :notworthy:.
Good to see that you've been on the humility course, and realised (of a sort) that you're just as farked up as the rest of us :okay:.
It's precisely the fact this forum is not worthy that I am needed here. There is little inspiration to be found here, for many I am what they aspire to be.
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Brandane

Legendary Member
It's precisely the fact this forum is not worthy that I am needed here. There is little inspiration to be found here, for many I am what they aspire to be.
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You, Sir, are what I aspire to be. I wake up every morning wanting to reach the heights that you do in terms of conquering the peaks of fitness, and being a complete magnet to the opposite sex.
It does disappoint me somewhat to find you quoting Leona Lewis though. My bubble is burst when I read that you have to "work hard and be determined". Surely to someone of your calibre it should all come naturally; no real effort required? That's a bit like George Best having to chat up women, or a duck going for swimming lessons.
 
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