threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
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- ...on the slake
I'm amazed he can stop self-gratifying in front of a mirror for long enough to post.
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It'll only get worse when his balls drop.I'm amazed he can stop self-gratifying in front of a mirror for long enough to post.
You're not fussy are you Pat?Fear not!
All my life I have been looking for the perfect alpha male: strong in body and mind, capable of all diy and bike mechanics tasks, willing to ride at 5mph because he loves me and is a gent to boot.
Silent but not minding me never stop talking, a good cook to complement my baking, a good earner so I can give up work.
Hope you like cats and that age is not a barrier![]()
You're not fussy are you Pat?![]()
We're at 3 pages at the moment....Perhaps your only weakness is in your constant need for the attention of others.
It's precisely the fact this forum is not worthy that I am needed here. There is little inspiration to be found here, for many I am what they aspire to be.Welcome back @blazed ; for a while there I thought you had deserted this forum in favour of one more deserving of your perfectness.
Good to see that you've been on the humility course, and realised (of a sort) that you're just as farked up as the rest of us.
When I think of Blazed (rarely) I keep picturing Grayson Perry.It'll only get worse when his balls drop.
I suspect it's more Larry Grayson...When I think of Blazed (rarely) I keep picturing Grayson Perry.
Picture of the "beefcake"
He's trying to lose the weight though. Or is he?
You, Sir, are what I aspire to be. I wake up every morning wanting to reach the heights that you do in terms of conquering the peaks of fitness, and being a complete magnet to the opposite sex.It's precisely the fact this forum is not worthy that I am needed here. There is little inspiration to be found here, for many I am what they aspire to be.
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