Staying in for a delivery.

[Supersuperleeds]

Don't forget to clean before you use it.

Didn't you read the first post, he went in the shower

 

[classic33]

Didn't you read the first post, he went in the shower

He didn't have the fridge then though.

 

[Glow worm]

Viz had the waiting for a parcel thing about right....
(A bit sweary)

 

[djb1971]

Viz had the waiting for a parcel thing about right....
(A bit sweary)

as funny as that is, it's so very true.

The sitting on the toilet bit is 100%

 

[w00hoo_kent]

It arrived at 11:15, with a phone call to give me 30 minutes notice - well done John Lewis.
Was told to leave it for a couple of hours before switching it on, so just about to do that.
Waiting time was spent washing the car then giving it a treat with a coat of AutoGlym polish. Just about to jump into the gleam machine and head for Tesco to fill the boot with food for the freezer. You don't realise how much you miss these things until they stop working!

Initially I read that as while waiting 2 hours to switch the freezer on you polished it. I was most confusing when you then jumped inside it...

 

[Lonestar]

I'm waiting for a delivey too. DPD are better in giving a small window of an hour this afternoon.
Should be just in time. Barbecued fish for tea tonight - and they're delivering the barbecue!

I thought they were delivering the fish.

 

[Piemaster]

I thought they were delivering the fish.

It has arrived.
Assembled and preheating for some fish. One of the reasons for it is oily fish leaves the house with a fishy aroma for a couple of days.
Now I can give the neighbours the benefit too.

 

[snorri]

Initially I read that as while waiting 2 hours to switch the freezer on you polished it. I was most confusing when you then jumped inside it...

Give him a bit of slack, he's under immeasurable stress combined with a very high level of excitement. He's the only one in his street who owns a fridge. Have you ever been to Largs?

 

[w00hoo_kent]

Give him a bit of slack, he's under immeasurable stress combined with a very high level of excitement. He's the only one in his street who owns a fridge. Have you ever been to Largs?

Scarily, I've spent a night there doing the Round Britain Rally on a motorbike. And I mean scarily :-)

 

[snorri]

Scarily, I've spent a night there doing the Round Britain Rally on a motorbike. And I mean scarily :-)

I also had an experience in Largs I'd be pleased to forget, it was years ago but just mention of Largs reminds me.
I was starving and found a chip shop, as I walked towards the counter I could see in the mirror above the chip fryer that the shop owner, who had his back to the counter, was doing something very peculiar with his false teeth. I did a quick about turn and looked for another chip shop whose product turned out to be less than appetising

 

[Tin Pot]

Is "Watch with Mother" still on at lunch time? Andy Pandy; Bill and Ben etc....

Yes, not on terrestrial, but www.xxx.tv has a program of the same name.

HTH

 

[jhawk]

You're too modest, Mo.. Some of you even have a bike ..... which does about 50 miles every day before most of us have had breakfast, with a ridiculous amount of hills thrown in, and at a most impressive average speed .

Did your fridge turn up?!