Staying in for a delivery.

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Mo1959

Legendary Member
Go oor Mo, get in there lass:okay:

Reet am off to give the ground a wee soak:whistle:;)
Have you no got a lavvy like other fowk???
 
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Brandane

Legendary Member
I was in your fading holiday resort town on Monday,

PS.... Why did you not "gie's a shout"? As it happens I was working (off to Aberdeen again). Next time you're tempted to escape "The Port" for the finer resorts of the Clyde, let me know and I'll scatter some broken Buckie bottles along the prom to make you feel at home ;). Or join you for a fish supper - with DIET Irn Bru :laugh:.
 

potsy

Rambler
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My Armchair
I stayed in for a delivery yesterday, one of those where they send you an email in the morning with an estimated time of arrival (within one hour)
You even get to track your delivery man on a map as he/she whizzes around your neighbourhood.

More interesting than watching the tdf ^_^
 

Bobby Mhor

Legendary Member
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Behind You
Have you no got a lavvy like other fowk???
@Mo1959
War is it?
Lightly pre-soak the ground before laying turf..
wash your mind out, lady:whistle:
 

Bobby Mhor

Legendary Member
Location
Behind You
The good people of Largs are more scared than Mrs Mhor!
Be cool, Young Syndicate rool:laugh:
PS.... Why did you not "gie's a shout"? As it happens I was working (off to Aberdeen again). Next time you're tempted to escape "The Port" for the finer resorts of the Clyde, let me know and I'll scatter some broken Buckie bottles along the prom to make you feel at home ;). Or join you for a fish supper - with DIET Irn Bru :laugh:.
There was broken glass on the prom..:bicycle:
much better than the divert off the cycle track I had to make on the journey down,sadly...
 

SD1

Guest
Get a neighbour to stay in for you. A nice old one they love nosing around your house. Make sure the house is clean though as they will tell everyone in the street your a minger. I always have a neighbour water my plants for me. she has a good rummage in my underwear draw and I always leave a well used pair of cycle shorts for her to have a sniff of!!!
 
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Brandane

Legendary Member
It arrived at 11:15, with a phone call to give me 30 minutes notice - well done John Lewis.
Was told to leave it for a couple of hours before switching it on, so just about to do that.
Waiting time was spent washing the car then giving it a treat with a coat of AutoGlym polish. Just about to jump into the gleam machine and head for Tesco to fill the boot with food for the freezer. You don't realise how much you miss these things until they stop working!
 

classic33

Leg End Member
It arrived at 11:15, with a phone call to give me 30 minutes notice - well done John Lewis.
Was told to leave it for a couple of hours before switching it on, so just about to do that.
Waiting time was spent washing the car then giving it a treat with a coat of AutoGlym polish. Just about to jump into the gleam machine and head for Tesco to fill the boot with food for the freezer. You don't realise how much you miss these things until they stop working!
Don't forget to clean before you use it.
 
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