Stopping for a comfort break

[Deleted member 1258]

This thread deserves an award, its given me the best laugh for days.

 

[Sara_H]

Is that why he's your ex-husband?

No, I forgave him. I'm nice like that!

 

[Hip Priest]

A friend and I once stopped for a leak on a quiet, isolated country lane. I nipped behind a tree, but he remained astride his bike, pro-style, in the middle of the road. As you may have guessed, an elderly couple rounded the bend at exactly the wrong time, and the poor lady in the passenger seat got a bit of a shock.

 

[buggi]

just wee in your shorts, it will warm you up

 

[Deleted member 1258]

A friend and I once stopped for a leak on a quiet, isolated country lane. I nipped behind a tree, but he remained astride his bike, pro-style, in the middle of the road. As you may have guessed, an elderly couple rounded the bend at exactly the wrong time, and the poor lady in the passenger seat got a bit of a shock.

I remember a club ride where I pulled off the back of the pack to water a near by gate post, it was only after I had got started that I realized there was a woman walking her dog in the field , fortunately she had her back to me and never looked round .

 

[0lonerider]

So are a lot of roadies in this weather.

ahh!
so thats why roadshues have holes in the soles? there drainholes!

 

[ColinJ]

I remember a club ride where I pulled off the back of the pack to water a near by gate post, it was only after I had got started that I realized there was a woman walking her dog in the field , fortunately she had her back to me and never looked round .

This was on foot, rather than the bike, and was bloody embarrassing!

 

[Globalti]

When I used to mountain bike I always had a strong feeling that racing around the countryside showing off one's physical strength and marking one's territory on trees had a distinctly primitive sort of appeal.

 

[ColinJ]

When I used to mountain bike I always had a strong feeling that racing around the countryside showing off one's physical strength and marking one's territory on trees had a distinctly primitive sort of appeal.

Presumably, your female MTB buddies went back to their roots?

 

[cd365]

MTB riders!! I would never have done that!!
I would have stopped and asked if you needed a hand

That's an offer you don't see every day on an internet forum...................well not one ones I frequent!

 

[Moodyman]

Nowt wrong with a roadside stop. After all, it's what we did before toilets were installed in homes.

 

[s7ephanie]

its ok for you guys, what about us poor ladies ! shorts round ankles mid wee and out steps a hunter, i was lucky he didn't mistake me bum for something edible

 

[screenman]

Nowt wrong with a roadside stop. After all, it's what we did before toilets were installed in homes.

Do not know how old you are but at 58 I have always lived somewhere that had a toilet.

 

[Globalti]

I think Moodyman means when we all lived in caves in Africa.

....except that bicycles hadn't been invented.

 

[Paul.G.]

My theory is this, male or female, if you ever find yourself lost then just start having a pee, you can guarantee someone will appear as soon as you start!!