Stopping for a comfort break

[screenman]

The more you try to hide the more obvious you become, scream and shout and wave it about and everybody looks the other way. Not sure about the fairer sex though, in fact I would imagine most are to posh to pee at all.

 

[Smurfy]

Sods law, innit. When you haven't seen anyone for ages, and you decide now is a good time for a leak, suddenly people start appearing from nowhere!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Sods law, innit. When you haven't seen anyone for ages, and you decide now is a good time for a leak, suddenly people start appearing from nowhere!

Yes the moment you stop for a P is the moment the little quiet country lane starts to resemble the M25 in the rush hour

 

[jayonabike]

 

[screenman]

Why the need to roll the leg up?

 

[Alex H]

It's standard practice here, to wee wherever you want, especially if you are male. I've even seen my neighbours 'doing it' in their gardens to save the walk back to the house

 

[s7ephanie]

It's standard practice here, to wee wherever you want, especially if you are male. I've even seen my neighbours 'doing it' in their gardens to save the walk back to the house

mine do that as well !!

 

[screenman]

Guilty, but only when it is really muddy or I am cleaning the patio and I am wet and dirty, never when we have people around for a BBQ.

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

 

[uclown2002]

Why the need to roll the leg up?

+1
Maybe if wearing 3/4s, just maybe.........

 

[F70100]

It's standard practice here, to wee wherever you want, especially if you are male. I've even seen my neighbours 'doing it' in their gardens to save the walk back to the house

Mrs F70100 tells me that peeing into the compost bins is acceptable. Never known her to do it though....

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Mrs F70100 tells me that peeing into the compost bins is acceptable. Never known her to do it though....

tis only male urine (apparently) that is beneficial to compost heaps.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Why the need to roll the leg up?

just uncoil it from round the waist?

 

[Alex H]

Mrs F70100 tells me that peeing into the compost bins is acceptable. Never known her to do it though....

Yes, but they don't do it on the compost

I've even seen a visitor arrive at my neighbour's house, go for a wee at the back of his barn (on the road, visible from our house) and then go visiting

 

[Peteaud]

Many many moons ago whilst out I had a touch of the screaming abdabs. Nothing for it but to settle against a tree and pebble dash the roots whilst uttering a scream of pain.

Just as a woman walked past on the footpath I didn't see.