Stuff you can buy in your Chinese hotel bathroom

[subaqua]

A few years ago a colleague went to India for a week on business, he was bored at the weekend and wanted to play tennis, so the hotel arranged for a local tennis coach to come and hit a few balls with him.
When the bill arrived, he had been charged sundry expenses for a "rent of boy".
That took some explaining to the company accounts department.

I have a friend who works for the government, and bought a font pack online for some documents his department were working on.

he bought them with the Govt Issue Credit Card. which showed the charge as " Professional Services" , that one took explaining to the department head

 

[Cheddar George]

Apologies if you are squeamish.

As with Nickyboy this was in the bathroom selection of a hotel in a small city in China.

For full effect you must read this in a lonely hotel room on your own.

 

[ColinJ]

And here's Friday's offering...a little something for the weekend

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My local barber used to offer 'something for the weekend, sir?' to every customer except me. I suppose it looked obvious that I would not be needing anything! It is probably a good thing, because at the time, I had no idea what the 'something' was and would probably have embarrassed myself by asking!

Apologies if you are squeamish.

As with Nickyboy this was in the bathroom selection of a hotel in a small city in China.

For full effect you must read this in a lonely hotel room on your own.

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So ... Did it work?

How long did it take for the chemical burns to heal?

 

[Cheddar George]

My local barber used to offer 'something for the weekend, sir?' to every customer except me. I suppose it looked obvious that I would not be needing anything! It is probably a good thing, because at the time, I had no idea what the 'something' was and would probably have embarrassed myself by asking!


So ... Did it work?

How long did it take for the chemical burns to heal?

I didn't even like to touch the box let alone apply the contents to a sensitive area.

 

[ColinJ]

I didn't even like to touch the box let alone apply the contents to a sensitive area.

I always wonder who would buy 'Viagra' over the internet. Who in their right mind would buy dodgy pharmaceutical products from unknown sources abroad?

 

[ArDee]

Seen in a Hotel Restaurant in South Africa; Bon Appétit!

 

[Bollo]

Apologies if you are squeamish.

As with Nickyboy this was in the bathroom selection of a hotel in a small city in China.

For full effect you must read this in a lonely hotel room on your own.

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Wiggle need to up their game and get some of this instead of the Haribos

 

[phil_hg_uk]

I always wonder who would buy 'Viagra' over the internet. Who in their right mind would buy dodgy pharmaceutical products from unknown sources abroad?

I must admit never wonder about it, so I will take your word for it @ColinJ as you seem so knowledgeable

 

[ColinJ]

I must admit never wonder about it, so I will take your word for it @ColinJ as you seem so knowledgeable

I am working on the assumption that spammers are not stupid. If they didn't make money flogging the drugs to mugs on t'interweb, they wouldn't bother bombarding us with emails about it!

PS Yes - my email filters do a good job of getting rid of most of that crap, but every now and then, one sneaks through by using tricks like 'Buy c-h*e.a/p V(i)a-g_r`a here!'

 

[Fnaar]

I've never tried or bought Viagerrra , but I know a man who 'wood'

 

[nickyboy]

And here's Saturday's.......
My Chinese isn't great but it is some herbal potion that you drink to enhance your....ahem....desire. And comes in handy "mens" and "womens" options too.

 

[Fnaar]

Maybe it's cocoa, or ovaltine

 

[nickyboy]

Final item. Batteries included. £2.50 to you

 

[Beebo]

Makes you wonder whats been going on in the bed you were sleeping in.

 

[Fnaar]

It's too thin to be a proper vibrator. Allegedly. Unless it's some kind of vibrating sheet which is placed over the mons pubis.