Stuff you can buy in your Chinese hotel bathroom

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CopperBrompton

Bicycle: a means of transport between cake-stops
Location
London
I am working on the assumption that spammers are not stupid. If they didn't make money flogging the drugs to mugs on t'interweb, they wouldn't bother bombarding us with emails about it!
Email is free. You only need one sucker every 10,000 emails to make it worth doing.
 

CopperBrompton

Bicycle: a means of transport between cake-stops
Location
London
Excellent entertainment. Next, do it for Japan - I'm not sure I understand even 5% of the things you can buy from vending machines there ...
 
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nickyboy

nickyboy

Norven Mankey
It's too thin to be a proper vibrator. Allegedly. Unless it's some kind of vibrating sheet which is placed over the mons pubis.:smile:

Like 99.9% of all men would do, I decided to have a feel at the package. It seems to be a regular condom with a vibrating c**k ring attached.:ohmy:

I am probably back there next month so I want you all to decide which of the wonderful products you want to have a proper look at. Photos will be provided
 
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nickyboy

nickyboy

Norven Mankey
How do I add a poll?

Edit - seems I can't. Mods, pls can you add a poll??

What bathroom item do you want me to buy and photograph on my next visit?

1) Vigor 6+1 wash set
2) Sock
3) Underpants
4) Condoms
5) Herbal Viagra drink
6) Condom with vibrating c**k ring
 
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mr_cellophane

Legendary Member
Location
Essex
How do I add a pole?

Viagra ?
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Why don't you just buy them all and field-test them for us! If they are any good, you could make a killing drop-shipping them to CC members - pun intended! :laugh:

Speaking of field-testing ... [Seen on yesterday's bike ride] Why do a young couple drive out to a country lane and then pounce all over each other in the front seats, which must be really uncomfortable, when a perfectly good grassy field is just the other side of the gate they parked next to, and it was a lovely sunny afternoon! :whistle:
 

phil_hg_uk

I am not a member, I am a free man !!!!!!
Speaking of field-testing ... [Seen on yesterday's bike ride] Why do a young couple drive out to a country lane and then pounce all over each other in the front seats, which must be really uncomfortable, when a perfectly good grassy field is just the other side of the gate they parked next to, and it was a lovely sunny afternoon! :whistle:

I dont know why didnt you ask them
 

Cheddar George

oober member
Why don't you just buy them all and field-test them for us! If they are any good, you could make a killing drop-shipping them to CC members - pun intended! :laugh:

Speaking of field-testing ... [Seen on yesterday's bike ride] Why do a young couple drive out to a country lane and then pounce all over each other in the front seats, which must be really uncomfortable, when a perfectly good grassy field is just the other side of the gate they parked next to, and it was a lovely sunny afternoon! :whistle:

Because they are young and obviously do not have the knowledge that comes with age and experience.

Next time tap on the window and tell them.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
I dont know why didnt you ask them
Because they are young and obviously do not have the knowledge that comes with age and experience.

Next time tap on the window and tell them.
Because 99% of the time, the response would be a scary threat, and the other 1% of the time, there would be an even scarier invitation! :eek:
 
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