Suggestions for revenge
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XmisterIS said:
My wife used to be a housing officer, hence she has a good deal of experience of visiting the homes of some of these low lifes. Suffice to say, that a good proportion of these houses would be improved by an extra layer of shoot on the floor. Many of the houses she's visited were she's seen blood on the walls, human and dog faeces on the floor (ground in).
Anyway, back to suggestions - Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Ok, serious answer. As always, serve it cold, decreases chance of you being detected and associated with the act. Keep it simple, brake fluid all over his car and van. Simple to dispense, devastating effect, costs lots to fix and the neighbours that still have to live there will enjoy it.
RecordAceFromNew
Swinging Member
- Location
- West London
dodgy said:
Insurers may end up paying, and may affect future insurance premium for neighbours. For some car insurers vandalism claims have no effect on no-claim bonus, while scumbags may end up with rust-free new paintwork with 3 years guarantee...
Examples of unintended consequences?
jeltz
Veteran
- Location
- Radstock, Somerset
If you have access to a white van (or similar) put their mobile on a "How's my driving?" sign on the back. Then spend all day driving round cutting people up.
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
There is of course the risk of getting caught, but it takes only ten seconds or so to position a 1" nail front and rear of a wheel in positions that guarantee that whether they take off forward or in reverse, they get a flat. Then of course, when they replace the wheel/get it fixed, you do it again.
Another traditional cracker, if you can get past the fuel cap, is sugar in the tank. Bye bye engine.
Both of these suggestions are of course highly illegal.
Didn't somebody hereabouts recently suggest a pint of milk through the bonnet vents? Goes rancid, stinks the vehicle out, impossible to shift...
Or you could torch the house. (That might be a bit extreme.)
Another traditional cracker, if you can get past the fuel cap, is sugar in the tank. Bye bye engine.
Both of these suggestions are of course highly illegal.
Didn't somebody hereabouts recently suggest a pint of milk through the bonnet vents? Goes rancid, stinks the vehicle out, impossible to shift...
Or you could torch the house. (That might be a bit extreme.)
To those who said don't bother with revenge, rise above it etc.....IGNORE THEM!
Have some fun!
My first suggestion is obvious: (disclaimer: you should not do these, it would be wrong and immoral. I am by no means responsible if any of the below occur)
paper bag with poo in it, leave on doorstep and set it on fire, then run and watch from nearby.
Then sign their phone number up to as many porno sites/free picture messaging sites as you can.
Superglue in the front door lock is a funny one, but a very harsh one
You can get valvecaps, or possible even make you own, that when they screw onto the valve depress it and release all the air. Let down a car tyre and replace with this valve cap
collect do poo in a bucket, then spread it all out infront of their front door.
show them the richp + crisps photo
paint their front door/garage door bright pink
expanding foam up car exhaust/in letterbox
Have some fun!
My first suggestion is obvious: (disclaimer: you should not do these, it would be wrong and immoral. I am by no means responsible if any of the below occur)
paper bag with poo in it, leave on doorstep and set it on fire, then run and watch from nearby.
Then sign their phone number up to as many porno sites/free picture messaging sites as you can.
Superglue in the front door lock is a funny one, but a very harsh one
You can get valvecaps, or possible even make you own, that when they screw onto the valve depress it and release all the air. Let down a car tyre and replace with this valve cap
collect do poo in a bucket, then spread it all out infront of their front door.
show them the richp + crisps photo
paint their front door/garage door bright pink
expanding foam up car exhaust/in letterbox
Panter
Just call me Chris...
- Location
- Sittingbourne, Kent
montage said:To those who said don't bother with revenge, rise above it etc.....IGNORE THEM!
Have some fun!
My first suggestion is obvious: (disclaimer: you should not do these, it would be wrong and immoral. I am by no means responsible if any of the below occur)
paper bag with poo in it, leave on doorstep and set it on fire, then run and watch from nearby.
Then sign their phone number up to as many porno sites/free picture messaging sites as you can.
Superglue in the front door lock is a funny one, but a very harsh one
You can get valvecaps, or possible even make you own, that when they screw onto the valve depress it and release all the air. Let down a car tyre and replace with this valve cap
collect do poo in a bucket, then spread it all out infront of their front door.
show them the richp + crisps photo
paint their front door/garage door bright pink
expanding foam up car exhaust/in letterbox
soulful dog
Veteran
- Location
- Glasgow
Not really revenge but you could piss them off by putting up some signs near the local shops with their name/photo on it "warning underclass scumbag family in this area"?
Moodyman
Legendary Member
I'm wandering how many of you who say "forget it" have had personal experience of this type of soul destroying stress and humiliation?
Not me. But whenever I feel like getting even (we all do, it's natural) I ask myself......Will it undo my sh1tty experience.
The answer is usually no, so my response is usually to put it behind me and move on.
Not me. But whenever I feel like getting even (we all do, it's natural) I ask myself......Will it undo my sh1tty experience.
The answer is usually no, so my response is usually to put it behind me and move on.
Globalti
Legendary Member
ER.... if you're going to leave a nail to puncture a tyre leave it at the edge of the tread where the puncture can't be repaired.
Seriously though, we were forced to move house in a hurry 6 years ago when a drug-dealing scumbag bought the house next door. I won't bore you with all the details but within a few weeks Mrs Gti and I were both taking beta-blockers to cope with the stress. We sold our house in five days for much less than it was worth and it was subsequently re-sold three times. The consequence for us was a financial loss of many thousands of pounds and a much bigger mortgage for the new house in a better neighbourhood, where we have lovely neighbours.
We didn't take revenge or want revenge because we knew that in the end they would get their come-uppance. They did; he went to prison for firearms offences and they couldn't pay the mortgage because he wasn't dealing drugs and robbing people. After a long struggle his wife was forced to sell up and we don't know where they went. The real shame of it is that they moved into the area for safety because his wife was living on her nerves as she was terrified of rival dealers attacking them (really) and they had four kids, who were actually quite polite and nice.
Seriously though, we were forced to move house in a hurry 6 years ago when a drug-dealing scumbag bought the house next door. I won't bore you with all the details but within a few weeks Mrs Gti and I were both taking beta-blockers to cope with the stress. We sold our house in five days for much less than it was worth and it was subsequently re-sold three times. The consequence for us was a financial loss of many thousands of pounds and a much bigger mortgage for the new house in a better neighbourhood, where we have lovely neighbours.
We didn't take revenge or want revenge because we knew that in the end they would get their come-uppance. They did; he went to prison for firearms offences and they couldn't pay the mortgage because he wasn't dealing drugs and robbing people. After a long struggle his wife was forced to sell up and we don't know where they went. The real shame of it is that they moved into the area for safety because his wife was living on her nerves as she was terrified of rival dealers attacking them (really) and they had four kids, who were actually quite polite and nice.
I used to live over the road from one of the Brinskmat (sp?) Robbers and family. Despite being chavvy to the max appearance wise - house was big, fancy cars, assumed they were lottery winners - they were actually very pleasant. Was sad to see them go to be replaced by generic suburban Daily Mail curtain twitcher old couple.
Friends of mine as students had drug dealer move in next door. They were regularly woken up at all times of the night by some junkie shouting for the guy to wake up and give them a fix. He wouldn't.
EDIT Just remembered Ronnie Biggs now 'lives' just round the corner at the nearby hospice.
Friends of mine as students had drug dealer move in next door. They were regularly woken up at all times of the night by some junkie shouting for the guy to wake up and give them a fix. He wouldn't.
EDIT Just remembered Ronnie Biggs now 'lives' just round the corner at the nearby hospice.
