Suing the Cat for breach of contract

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Phaeton, 8 Jun 2019.

  1. bladderhead

    bladderhead Well-Known Member

    I saw my aunt wash her Burmese cats in the sink. They were both too surprised to protest.
     
  2. Cycleops

    Cycleops Guru

    Location:
    Accra, Ghana
    That's the sanity clause and only kids believe in that.
     
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  3. DCBassman

    DCBassman Veteran

    Location:
    Tavistock
    Funnily enough, my younger son has always bathed his cats, they don't cause any bloodshed that I'm aware of. Bloomin' miracle, if you ask me!
     
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  4. Pat "5mph"

    Pat "5mph" A kilogrammicaly challenged woman Moderator

    Location:
    Glasgow
    Yes :biggrin:
     
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  5. lane

    lane Über Member

    This is the most effective option (not bothered about the humane traps myself) we stopped issues with mice altogether by blocking a small gap with wire wool. This was some years ago no mice since.

    Edit - not cat either I am allergic (well that's my story anyway)
     
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  6. andabby

    andabby Senior Member

    Location:
    Angus
    Maybe the cat is from the 21st century and isnt sure what or where a pantry is.
     
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  7. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Did the cat understand what it was signing?
     
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  8. Crackle

    Crackle Squatter

    Find where they're getting in, broken air vent or even an unbroken one with the holes too big, they only need a tiny gap.
     
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  9. Globalti

    Globalti Legendary Member

    The cat is probably getting too old for chasing mice. Get a younger model.
     
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  10. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill
    Hope you provide milk with the cereal. (Gotta look after the mice)
     
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  11. roadrash

    roadrash cycle chatterer


    Don't be silly...……. a cat couldn't fit through an air brick:okay:
     
  12. Flying Dodo

    Flying Dodo It'll soon be summer

    I used to have a cat who was very clever. She would play football using a ping pong ball and pass it back to me, and always seemed to plotting & scheming. I blamed it on the fact she would catch mice, and just eat their heads, purely to get their brains.
     
  13. bladderhead

    bladderhead Well-Known Member

    When I was a kid we had a cat that would eat the head and leave the arse half lying in the middle of the floor.
     
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  14. MartinQ

    MartinQ Über Member

    One of ours caught two mice last night and had a fight with her "sister" and was left with a cut nose. Storming night all round.
     
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  15. Profpointy

    Profpointy Guru

    Why on earth would anyone bathe their cat?

    I appreciate that exceptionally you might need to clean tar, paint oil or whatever off a cat, but the accounts above suggest a regular bathing
     
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