Suing the Cat for breach of contract

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Phaeton, 8 Jun 2019.

  1. fossyant

    fossyant Ride It Like You Stole It!

    South Manchester
    Had to bathe our old cat the other day. She has arthritis, and can't see, so her fur was getting a bit greasy.

    Had to bathe the two log haired Ragdolls a few times, especially if they get the squits.
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  2. cyberknight

    cyberknight As long as I breathe, I attack.

    Land of confusion
    spoken like a true cat slave/ owner.
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  3. cyberknight

    cyberknight As long as I breathe, I attack.

    Land of confusion
    had a long hair persian years ago , you had to bathe and brush it
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  4. DRM

    DRM Über Member

    West Yorks
    Remove all benefits (food) it'll either get hungry and buck it's ideas up, or more likely move house and find a new slave/owner.
    As an aside we were on holiday in Brittany a couple of years ago, were a pregnant female and her other half had been fed by previous occupants of the holiday let, so we continued, the cats actually pretended to like us, however I realised that this was an act when the Tom brought one of his mates round for something to eat one morning as well, I can imagine him telling the other "soon as it's morning come with me for a free nosh up", crafty little beggars, cats.
    Last edited: 9 Jun 2019
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  5. Globalti

    Globalti Legendary Member

    Oh yes, our cats have got us trained to perfection.
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  6. DCBassman

    DCBassman Veteran

    Our previous cat used to do this. With rabbits.
    Rather gory...
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  7. andabby

    andabby Senior Member

    We had a cat that used to jump 5 foot up onto the windowsill, with a rabbit still moving in his mouth, we could hear him crunching through the bones even though the windows were shut.
    He was hard.
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  8. Brains

    Brains Guru

    Sack the cat
    Get your house mouse proofed
    Go to the local Farmers Warehouse as see if you can obtain under the counter industrial mouse killer (as used by the professional hit men)
  9. Yellow Fang

    Yellow Fang Guru

    Don't let them have All Bran unless you want them regular.
    Last edited: 11 Jun 2019
  10. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Two months isn't regular enough for you?
  11. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

    On 3 Wheels
    Some cats like water,

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  12. Globalti

    Globalti Legendary Member

    For those who haven't seen it, this is good:

  13. bladderhead

    bladderhead Well-Known Member

  14. OP

    Phaeton Guru

    Oop North (ish)
  15. Globalti

    Globalti Legendary Member

    It's too clever for its own good.
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