Suing the Cat for breach of contract

[fossyant]

Had to bathe our old cat the other day. She has arthritis, and can't see, so her fur was getting a bit greasy.

Had to bathe the two log haired Ragdolls a few times, especially if they get the squits.

 

[cyberknight]

It won't care.
You're there to provide for it, get over the idea that you're somehow in charge.

spoken like a true cat slave/ owner.

 

[cyberknight]

Why on earth would anyone bathe their cat?

I appreciate that exceptionally you might need to clean tar, paint oil or whatever off a cat, but the accounts above suggest a regular bathing

had a long hair persian years ago , you had to bathe and brush it

 

[DRM]

Remove all benefits (food) it'll either get hungry and buck it's ideas up, or more likely move house and find a new slave/owner.
As an aside we were on holiday in Brittany a couple of years ago, were a pregnant female and her other half had been fed by previous occupants of the holiday let, so we continued, the cats actually pretended to like us, however I realised that this was an act when the Tom brought one of his mates round for something to eat one morning as well, I can imagine him telling the other "soon as it's morning come with me for a free nosh up", crafty little beggars, cats.

 

[Globalti]

Oh yes, our cats have got us trained to perfection.

 

[DCBassman]

When I was a kid we had a cat that would eat the head and leave the arse half lying in the middle of the floor.

Our previous cat used to do this. With rabbits.
Rather gory...

 

[andabby]

Our previous cat used to do this. With rabbits.
Rather gory...

We had a cat that used to jump 5 foot up onto the windowsill, with a rabbit still moving in his mouth, we could hear him crunching through the bones even though the windows were shut.
He was hard.

 

[Brains]

Sack the cat
Get your house mouse proofed
Go to the local Farmers Warehouse as see if you can obtain under the counter industrial mouse killer (as used by the professional hit men)

 

[Yellow Fang]

Has anybody got any experience?
However it has been noted on at least 2 occasions over the last month that mice have found their way into the pantry as Weetabix, Crunchy Nut cornflakes & flour packaging has been chewed.

Don't let them have All Bran unless you want them regular.

 

[classic33]

Don't let them have Bran Flakes unless you want them regular.

Two months isn't regular enough for you?

 

[raleighnut]

Why on earth would anyone bathe their cat?

I appreciate that exceptionally you might need to clean tar, paint oil or whatever off a cat, but the accounts above suggest a regular bathing

Some cats like water,

View: https://youtu.be/VnMMspAoU3Q

 

[Globalti]

For those who haven't seen it, this is good:

 

[bladderhead]

https://www.poetrylibrary.edu.au/poets/murray-les/puss-0560279

RIP Les Murray

 

[Deleted member 26715]

https://www.poetrylibrary.edu.au/poets/murray-les/puss-0560279

RIP Les Murray

I may just be an ignorant fool, but sorry that make no sense to me at all,

 

[Globalti]

It's too clever for its own good.