Welcome in! Pull up a chair, have a cuppa. Any particular sort? We do all kinds, and sometimes if no one is looking, you can smuggle in a c*ff** or a hot chocolate or something.
Now, then, have you read the whole Tea? thread from the beginning?
Never mind if not, in summary, several people have said witty things, several people (some overlap with the first group) have said inconsequential things, and several people (again, with overlap) have discussed biscuit types. Everyso often LOTP hands out tea, inbetween times, whoever is here bungs the kettle on. Everyso often someone who prefers c*ff** trie to start up a rival thread, but they never last, I blame the excess of caffeine.
There's a pool and sun loungers outside, for when it's warm. It's a sort of cafe within cafe, if you see what I mean.
And there might still be a womble locked in that cupboard, I'm not sure...