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Wot no tea drinkers since 9:10?
Tea? (Part 1)
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Does your Butler have a name?
I have another problem now. This afternoon Brandon arrived. He is short, fat, ugly and extremely noisy. I said extremely noisy !!!
He spent all afternoon in my bedroom
, a complete waste of space if you ask me. Now he is in the bathroom, making a hideous racket, droning on and on and on. The tone of his voice never changes, he does not stop even to draw breath. I have to allow him to make all the noise he wants to. But I will be able to shut him up
when it is time for bed. Then he will sleep on the floor in the bathroom, and hopefully I will get some peace.
I have another problem now. This afternoon Brandon arrived. He is short, fat, ugly and extremely noisy. I said extremely noisy !!!
He spent all afternoon in my bedroom
, a complete waste of space if you ask me. Now he is in the bathroom, making a hideous racket, droning on and on and on. The tone of his voice never changes, he does not stop even to draw breath. I have to allow him to make all the noise he wants to. But I will be able to shut him up when it is time for bed. Then he will sleep on the floor in the bathroom, and hopefully I will get some peace.
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Do you have a plentiful supply of peace and quiet and Tea?
I have escaped from the racket that Brandon is making. He wants to make that noise all day. I think next time, I will ask for a smaller one.
(Brandon is a dedumby de-humy de-humidi wassname, he has his name on his side).
I have escaped from the racket that Brandon is making. He wants to make that noise all day. I think next time, I will ask for a smaller one.
(Brandon is a dedumby de-humy de-humidi wassname, he has his name on his side).
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The butler is named Arnold.
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* Hands out tea, biskits and cake *
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Just about to make my second cup of tea of the morning...it's lovely not going to work!
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Is this going to be the longest thread ever on this forum?
ChrisW
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It'll struggle to be longer than this one:
http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12544013
But "tea" as interesting as "Girls in Lycra"? Discuss.
http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12544013
But "tea" as interesting as "Girls in Lycra"? Discuss.
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ChrisW said:
I dought it, but it is consistent (ly boring. I add before some one else does
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ChrisW
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Milk, no sugar, please.
Has Mrs LOTP made a cake today?
Has Mrs LOTP made a cake today?
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Mrs LotT is not up yet, no need to be. Been a while since there was cake baking as we are still using up the cakes from 'stock'
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Is it "dry", if so bikkies will do...
ChrisW
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And lucky Mrs LOTP, still in bed.
Clearly hasn't got any serious posting to do!
Clearly hasn't got any serious posting to do!
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The cake is German Friendship Cake, moist, due to the amount of fruit it contains.
Mrs LotT doesn't use a PC, prefers to cook fantastic food. Lucky me 
Mrs LotT doesn't use a PC, prefers to cook fantastic food. Lucky me
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