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Please may I have a cuppa LOtTP?
Tea? (Part 1)
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Are those scones some of Mrs LOTP's stock? 
May I try one, and see how much more wonderful they are than mine?
MMM delicious
Yes, the clotted cream and homemade jam is also wonderful - scoff - ooops, I must try
and eat this delicately. I once had to give a Dutch lady a very short lesson on what to do with scones, jam and clotted cream - you should have seen the mess she was getting into. (She did not slice them in half horizontally first)
I have been busy today, preparing architraves, and skirting boards to be put into the bathroom. I may have to pop in for tea quite often tomorrow. The plumber said something very inappropriate yesterday, considering he is a married man. He is married, ten years
younger than me. He also smokes, (an absolutely ginormous turn-off as far as I am concerned) and he is married, other than that he is very "nice". He only drinks c**ffee, so I won't bring hime with me. I will obviously have to tread very carefully next week. Oh - did I mention he is married? Any advice you can offer?
May I try one, and see how much more wonderful they are than mine? MMM delicious
Yes, the clotted cream and homemade jam is also wonderful - scoff - ooops, I must try
and eat this delicately. I once had to give a Dutch lady a very short lesson on what to do with scones, jam and clotted cream - you should have seen the mess she was getting into. (She did not slice them in half horizontally first)I have been busy today, preparing architraves, and skirting boards to be put into the bathroom. I may have to pop in for tea quite often tomorrow. The plumber said something very inappropriate yesterday, considering he is a married man. He is married, ten years
younger than me. He also smokes, (an absolutely ginormous turn-off as far as I am concerned) and he is married, other than that he is very "nice". He only drinks c**ffee, so I won't bring hime with me. I will obviously have to tread very carefully next week. Oh - did I mention he is married? Any advice you can offer?
Dayvo
just passin' through
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Speicher said:IThe plumber said something very inappropriate yesterday, considering he is a married man. He is married, ten years
Ask him to take his wedding ring off, then you pretend he's not married!
Jacomus-rides-Gen
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A mid strength Ceylon please LotTP, in my favorite mug if poss, its the white one with the nice wide handle.
ChrisW
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Lord of the Teapot said:I'm 23, Speicher.... Ooops! Thats my IQ
I'm 31, .... Ooops! Thats my house number
I'm 34... Ooops! Thats my waist
I'm 53 years old and love every day as life seems to get better as I get older... So far anyway
Aha, so you are older than me, but only just!
And like you, i get younger as i get older and i love it...
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Dayvo said:Ask him to take his wedding ring off, then you pretend he's not married!
What are you trying to suggest?
He doesn't wear a wedding ring, I presume because he works with his hands so much - steady on
.He's the one who needs to remember he is married. Anyway he has serious
competition in the form of "my" Swedish Captain, even though I am not sure which continent he is on at the moment, the Captain, not the plumber. As you are keen on learning languages, Dayvo, did you hear the joke about the two language teachers? He wanted to conjugate, but she wished to decline.
Dayvo
just passin' through
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Speicher said:As you are keen on learning languages, Dayvo, did you hear the joke about the two language teachers? He wanted to conjugate, but she wished to decline.
Indeed, Speicher! I am a cunning linguist!
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Dayvo said:Indeed, Speicher! I am a cunning linguist!
"Are you a cunning linguist?" as Miss Moneypenny said to Bond (James).
Dayvo
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Speicher said:
Yesh, Mish Speicher! I have a lishenshe to thrill!
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Van Nick said:
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I need a strong cup of tea to calm down and recover from today's events.
The plumber has interfered with my drawers,spoken about sweet nothings, and he is planning to get very steamy in the bathroom.
I am beginning to imagine what he might look like in leather.
He said the drawer unit would be better on the far right of the run of cabinets, and that there will be a gap at the end of about 5mm.
He has used heavy duty electric cables on the power supply, because the shower/steam cabinet takes a lot of power. He has a motorbike, and I am wondering if I dare ask him to allow me to be a pillion passenger on his motorbike.
The plumber has interfered with my drawers,
spoken about sweet nothings, and he is planning to get very steamy in the bathroom.I am beginning to imagine what he might look like in leather.
He said the drawer unit would be better on the far right of the run of cabinets, and that there will be a gap at the end of about 5mm.
He has used heavy duty electric cables on the power supply, because the shower/steam cabinet takes a lot of power. He has a motorbike, and I am wondering if I dare ask him to allow me to be a pillion passenger on his motorbike.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
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Just don't let hm dunk his sponge fingers in your tea...
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Am I the only one here for tea today? LOTP must be very busy. I have found a recipe for co**ee and walnut biskits, that I might try. Perhaps I should call them biscones. I will try to judge how big they should be, not too big to dunk . If they end up rising like scones, like my biskits usually do, then I shall have to cut them in slices and serve them with (proper) butter. I shall pop in for another cuppa when the plumber has gone, he needs a close eye keeping on him at the moment.
. If they end up rising like scones, like my biskits usually do, then I shall have to cut them in slices and serve them with (proper) butter. I shall pop in for another cuppa when the plumber has gone, he needs a close eye keeping on him at the moment.- Status
