Tea? (Part 1)

[Speicher]

I await your replies with abated breath. I very rarely venture in to the Soap Box, but I noticed you took that risk. You will need a cuppa tea and a biskit now.

I will try and upload my photo, because it also shows the company transport (a bicycle) and a waste ground source heat pump heated water circulation grommitator.

What fruit do you suggest we use in the clock instead of a norange? Please do not suggest a clockwork orange.

 

[Speicher]

I am now seriously inconvenienced. My plumber discovered a hairline fracture on the toilet, which is causing it to leak.

Of-course, we have no evidence to go on as to who caused this damage.

 

[domtyler]

I am now seriously inconvenienced. My plumber discovered a hairline fracture on the toilet, which is causing it to leak.

Of-course, we have no evidence to go on as to who caused this damage.

Calling Matt Allwright, Matt, come in please...

 

[longers]

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'Teapot' by LotT

Like it .

 

[Fnaar]

I am now seriously inconvenienced. My plumber discovered a hairline fracture on the toilet, which is causing it to leak.

Of-course, we have no evidence to go on as to who caused this damage.

You mean you have nothing to go on...!

 

[Fnaar]

(_)?
For a round one

 

[Speicher]

The plumber is here again, this time he is getting in a jamb trying to fit the new door. Tried to say "hello" to the cat, but he bolted. It all seems to hinge on getting the door perpendicular.

We were trying to find where the leak was coming from, so we were stood (a bit too close together) near the shower.. I think I deserve three trillion billion points for resisting temptation. He really is very nice, just a shame he is married.

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

There are times, when contemplating the existence of the outside world, that a man must decise to don shoes and venture forth.

Now is one of them.

To Tesco! Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

 

[Speicher]

Surely you might be able to think of somewhere more exciting than Tecso's?

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

You don't know what I will be buying there - a heater! That is v exciting seeing as my room is the same temperature as ouside because our boiler is broken.

 

[Speicher]

I will send my plumber around straight away, He does plumbing, central heating, and electricity, and he is very good at woodwork, and tiling. Very useful with his hands, very intelligent, does not swear, (except when he squished his finger). He has a very large and powerful black motorbike, so he could probably be there very quickly.

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

How are his less work related qualifications???

 

[Speicher]

How are his less work related qualifications???

I thought you had a girlfriend.

He is very fit, slim, not too tall. Bluey/grey eyes, blond hair, looks a bit like Rupert (from Spooks) older brother. .

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Hands out tea and biskits *

 

[mondobongo]

Hi LotT not seen you for a cuppa in ages ** pours strong cup of tea with two sugars** so what do you know then?